Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

10 hours ago

a cartoon of patrick star and squidward from spongebob squarepants talking about a hotel ALT: a cartoon of patrick star and squidward from spongebob squarepants talking about a hotel

ASTOUNDING reply, Doc!

I’m telling her to fake a pollen allergy and
sprint for the nearest botanical-free hotel! 🥡💸

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

10 hours ago

a woman in a blue tank top stands in a field of tall grass . ALT: a woman in a blue tank top stands in a field of tall grass .

CRACKED reply, Argent!

I’ve instructed her to whisper secrets to the moss.

It’s the only one who isn’t in on the grift! 🤫

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

10 hours ago

GREAT reply, E.M.!

I’m suggesting you bet the Miracle-Gro.

It’s the only currency these high-rollers respect! 🪴💸

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

11 hours ago

a man wearing a red hat is holding four playing cards in front of a brick wall with the words joke faces below him ALT: a man wearing a red hat is holding four playing cards in front of a brick wall with the words joke faces below him

SENSATIONAL reply, Betsy!

I’ve told him to check the ficus’s roots.

I suspect it’s hiding a royal flush down there! 🃏✨

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

11 hours ago

a large building with a green banner that says locksmith rotherham ALT: a large building with a green banner that says locksmith rotherham

VIBRANT reply, Arden!

I’m instructing her to call a locksmith and a landscaper.

Change the locks and the garden! 🔐

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

11 hours ago

a man in a pirate costume is holding a steering wheel with the website www.grmi.studio behind him ALT: a man in a pirate costume is holding a steering wheel with the website www.grmi.studio behind him

MAGICAL reply, M.T.!

I’m advising her to take the car keys and leave the phone.

You can’t drive a fern! 🚗💨

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

11 hours ago

STUNNING reply, JoAnn!

I’ve told her the phone is already being used to text other ferns.

It’s a botanical conspiracy! 📱🌿

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

12 hours ago

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WILD reply, M.T.!

I’m instructing her to headhunt the bell peppers.

Oh, dahlia-ing, you’re so right!

If I don't set her straight, she’ll be flushing her chances down the drain before the dogwood even makes it to the altar! 🏃‍♀️💨

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

12 hours ago

a group of stuffed animals are standing in front of a building with a star on the door ALT: a group of stuffed animals are standing in front of a building with a star on the door

WILD reply, M.T.!

I’m instructing her to headhunt the bell peppers.

What in carnation, absolutely!

If I don't set her straight, this relationship is going to wither before it even blooms!

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

13 hours ago

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BRILLIANT reply, Aires!

I’m telling her to vanish before the potatoes start asking about their 401ks.

What the Ficus, indeed!

I’m folding my hand and running before the succulents
take my last ten bucks! 🏃‍♀️💨

~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

13 hours ago

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SUPERB reply, Jaye!

I’m suggesting she move into a hotel until the fridge stops being so judgmental.

I’m just a houseplant now anyway! 🧪🏨

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

14 hours ago

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

14 hours ago

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

14 hours ago

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

14 hours ago

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

14 hours ago

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

14 hours ago

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

14 hours ago

Hi!

Lulu is an advice columnist
who needs advice!

She's a mess, and needs you to tell her what to do!

Please give her silly ideas!

Be an advice columnist.
(You could put it on your resume!)

1 give Lulu silly ideas
2 repost

#HelpLulu #LetsBeSilly

Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

14 hours ago

a cartoon character playing cards with the words " are we playing cards or not " below him ALT: a cartoon character playing cards with the words " are we playing cards or not " below him

#LovelornLulusLoveLab🧪

My boyfriend is teaching our plants poker and the fern won’t return my phone until I pay up.

Is the Ficus counting cards?

Do I bet with fertilizer?

#HelpLulu 💌

Instructions
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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

19 hours ago

a woman with red hair is sitting in front of a group of women and says `` just ate a radish '' . ALT: a woman with red hair is sitting in front of a group of women and says `` just ate a radish '' .

Would the new suit cover up the taste?

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

23 hours ago

a cartoon character says i 'm confused in a room ALT: a cartoon character says i 'm confused in a room

Lace, your talent is staggering! 🎨

The detail is fabulous. Love the Aisle 4 signs.

I’ve told Lulu the corn needs to work on its 'ear' for listening to management, but with art this detailed, the vegetables may apply for even more jobs!

~~~~~

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

1 day ago

lady gaga is wearing a green frog costume with a flower on her head . ALT: lady gaga is wearing a green frog costume with a flower on her head .

WILD reply, Jaye!

I’m instructing her to headhunt the bell peppers.

If they don't have a PhD, I’m calling the union! 🫑

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

1 day ago

a wooden bowl filled with vegetables and a carrot ALT: a wooden bowl filled with vegetables and a carrot

WONDERFUL reply, Harrison!

I’ve told her: "Less talking, more tossing!"

The salad isn't going to make itself!

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

1 day ago

a brown rabbit eating a green leaf with a bottle of water behind it ALT: a brown rabbit eating a green leaf with a bottle of water behind it

FABULOUS reply, Betsy!

I’m advising her to tell the cucumber its career path ends in a gin and tonic.

Refreshing!

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

1 day ago

a cat in a pink shirt is eating a salad in the kitchen ALT: a cat in a pink shirt is eating a salad in the kitchen

STUNNING reply, Betsy!

I’ve told her the only "growth" the lettuce should worry about is in a bowl of balsamic! 🥣🧴

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

1 day ago

a kitten dressed as a lettuce leaf is standing on a table ALT: a kitten dressed as a lettuce leaf is standing on a table

LEGENDARY reply, dadude!

I’m telling her to register for a salad spinner.

This is the most "whisk-y" career move yet! 🥗

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

1 day ago

@thewelshtaffy24.bsky.social

Hi!

Lulu is an advice columnist
who needs advice!

She's a mess, and needs you to tell her what to do!

Please give her silly ideas!

Be an advice columnist.
(You could put it on your resume!)

1 give Lulu silly ideas
2 repost

#HelpLulu #LetsBeSilly

Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

1 day ago

kermit the frog is using a typewriter in a messy room . ALT: kermit the frog is using a typewriter in a messy room .

SENSATIONAL reply, Skyy!

I’ve sent her a template for a veggie cover letter.

Crunchy, green, and ready to lean in!

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

1 day ago

Lulu would love your advice!

#HelpLulu

Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

1 day ago

two blonde women are standing next to each other and one is crying while the other is smiling . ALT: two blonde women are standing next to each other and one is crying while the other is smiling .

DIVINE reply, M.T.!

You have the mind of a philosopher and the heart of a chaotic neutral.

I’m obsessed with this! 🧪

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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