Greg With Two G's

@plusgreg.bsky.social

14 years ago

Let's Fix Soccer: Player uniforms dissolve when exposed to enzymes released from slid-upon grass. #LetsFixSoccer #ForTheLadies

Greg With Two G's

@plusgreg.bsky.social

14 years ago

Let's Fix Soccer: MULTIBALL. #LetsFixSoccer

Greg With Two G's

@plusgreg.bsky.social

14 years ago

Let's Fix Soccer: The ball has a rotation counter, like a Skip-It. Every thousandth rotation, it emits a cloud of pepper gas. #LetsFixSoccer

Greg With Two G's

@plusgreg.bsky.social

14 years ago

Let's Fix Soccer: All extra/stoppage time is played with the Gilette Mach 5 Turbo RAZORball. #LetsFixSoccer

Greg With Two G's

@plusgreg.bsky.social

14 years ago

Let's Fix Soccer: If a game is played on a night with a full moon, goalkeepers are replaced with wolves. #LetsFixSoccer #Wolfkeeper