We could have had longer lifespans but for American exceptionalism because pro-life!

#USA #Europe #lifespans #LifeExpectency

Five easy ways to increase #LifeExpectency:
1. Swap bodies with a giant tortoise

2. Frequently bathe in amniotic fluid

3. Get jiggy with it

4. Cut out alcohol, sugar, carbs, and other things that give life meaning

5. Freeze yourself in a giant block of ice to prevent aging altogether
#facts