Sometimes I wonder if someone has blocked me or if they have left the site.

I won't check my blocks so I just assume that they have died and it helps.

#lifeprotips

Le saviez-tu ?
Il est tout à fait possible et facile de regonfler des pneus de voiture avec juste une pompe à vélo sur pied, munie d'un manomètre analogique.
Tout simplement car les valves sont compatibles et que la pression de gonflage des pneus de vélo est souvent bien supérieure.
#LifeProTips

Les personnes qui expliquent doctement que le casque à vélo est superflu : cassez-vous la gu**le à vélo en portant un casque, vérifiez ensuite où se situent les éraflures sur le casque et on en reparle.
#LifeProTips

the secret to a long lasting relationship is to never break up #lifeprotips

Big things arriving tomorrow. This shit better do well or I'm declaring a general strike. DECLARING IT

#generalstrike #lakecaddo #lifeprotips #natty

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Ja sagen und nein meinen.

Folgt mir für mehr #lifeprotips

Life Loading screen tip: find out what is the correct thing to do and keep doing it #lifeprotips #lifehacks

LIFE PRO TIP: Adding " -ai" after your Google search will filter out their A.I. bullcrap. #lifeprotips #aisucks #google

Thunderstorms and Earthquakes are the best times to have discreet, stealthy sex without anyone knowing… Tsunamis are also good for when you’re a squirter BUT they’re also kind of dangerous 😶 #LifeProTips

#career #resume #goals #epstein #lifeprotips

You can always introduce yourself as the best salesman in St. Louis #LifeProtips #Monsterdon

Why clean your room when you can outsource the work to another version of you? Productivity hack of the century.
#CalvinandHobbes #LifeProTips

Why clean your room when you can outsource the work to another version of you? Productivity hack of the century.
#CalvinandHobbes #LifeProTips

- ALWAYS pull out into the furthest lane when turning - The closer you get to someone's bumper at stops, the better - At stoplights: Wait until the car before you has driven FULLY away before taking your foot off the brake - On a two-lane road: It's VERY important to find someone driving 5-10 mph under the limit, go into the left lane, then match their speed for as long as you can (ignore the line piling up behind you, fuck those guys) - No matter how slow you're going, never EVER let anyone try to pass you, as that is a personal affront that you MUST meet by speeding up so they cannot pass (then slowing down again when they're unable) - Forget right-of-way, ALWAYS gesture another car through the intersection no matter how obviously it is your turn - It is recommended to adjust your headlights and/or jack up your vehicle so that your appear to have high beams on all the time - Don't worry about DWIs until you have like 10 of them

I used to think I was being too harsh on Wisconsin drivers, but having moved back here for a few years now, I've since realized I was woefully underselling the situation.

SO, here's my list of HELPFUL TIPS you should follow to fit in as a 'Sconnie on the road:

#Wisconsin #LifeProTips

reporting every white uber driver i get for their car smelling like weed #lifeprotips

Oreos and iced coffee are breakfast if it's the first thing you've eaten today.
#adulting #breakfast #lifeprotips

if it gets too hot you can just dance in a cold shower #lifeprotips

If you always wear tie dye, no one can tell that you're covered in cheese puff crumbs. #LifeProTips

Grunting pig dog toy

#LifeProTips for ppl with cats:

If you wanna keep ur cats away from shit like the stovetop or partially assembled furniture

❌ DON’T use spray bottles

✅ DO use this horrible grunting pig dog toy. Just give it some soft squeezes and the cats will fuck off

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Flashing a prop gun in Dallas and LA traffic before turning on your turn signal so no one cuts you off #lifeprotips

Forty-Seven When I sit down to write one of these, typically I will first trawl through some of the past birthday posts so that past me can inform what I write. This year I decided not to be too introspective (and also be a bit lazy) and instead rely on past me's wisdom. Here is a list of forty-seven nuggets of wisdom and advice I have posted or shared on social media over the years. (I last did something like this back in year thirty-eight; I did not check to see if there were duplicates.) 1. If you don't know what you want, it's probably sleep. 2. It's never too late to be who you might have been. 3. "It's better to be safe than sorry" is such crap. You know what's better than being safe? Being AWESOME. _(Apparently I wrote this back when I was much more ambitious than I am now)_ 4. Bad news: I have no idea what I'm doing. Good news: I don't think anybody else does really. We're all just stumbling along. 5. Time is our only real constraint. 6. If everything is urgent, nothing is urgent. 7. How to attract good luck: Treat other people well. 8. You gotta know when to step back and take a break. 9. Mondays are when you have to face all that stuff you didn't want to do last Friday. 10. We need to relax. Relaxing is cool. 11. Being willing to fight means being willing to live with the loss. 12. The only thing we should hate is hate itself. 13. We won't find happiness by dwelling on the past; leave your regrets behind and keep moving forward. _(I still dwell too much on the past, probably)_ 14. Every so often, try to view the world upside down. 15. We should stop worrying about things we can't change or influence. 16. Stop responding to work emails after clocking out. 17. Unfortunately, life doesn't come with a manual. We humans have to figure things out as we go along. 18. Christmas/holidays tip: Buy a small gift for yourself, wrap and hide it. During the next year when you're feeling down, open it up and remember joy. 19. There's no need to always be in a hurry. Take a walk and wander around for a while. 20. You're never too old to headbang your worries away. 21. Need to learn to appreciate the small victories. 22. Hope for the best, but be ready for the worst. 23. Learn to recognize when you're being irrational; adjust your decisions accordingly. 24. Don't mistake excitement for happiness. 25. Just because something is cheap doesn't make it worth buying. 26. Sometimes you just need to stop, take a breath, and say "Now what?" 27. Everything is gonna be alright. 28. Just because you did things right doesn't mean you're going to get what you expect. 29. Through some combination of effort, blind luck and circumstance, here we are. 30. Just enjoy life, you'll never get out of it alive anyway. 31. Start the new year right. Be late for work. _(I guess it also works if it's 'start the day right')_ 32. Life gets easier to digest the moment you accept that it doesn't always make sense. 33. Truth yearns to be known. 34. Sometimes the best advice comes from the unlikeliest source. 35. When you are winning, advance cautiously and solidify your position. When you are losing, take risks aggressively to recover lost ground. 36. Go to sleep. Tomorrow will be better. 37. Have the courage to be silly every so often (at least). 38. When you feel weak or tempted, say to yourself out loud "I am better than this". 39. Every once in a while, consider the possibility that you might be completely wrong. 40. The world that is harsh and cruel should not rob us of idealism; the greater the darkness, the more we should strive towards the light. 41. There's never enough time. 42. The new day can't begin unless you let the old one end. 43. Maybe life is what happens when we aren't paying attention. 44. Someday we're going to run out of tomorrows. 45. There's no shame in giving up for the day and trying again tomorrow. _(It's a bit ironic what this comes right after!)_ 46. If someone is rude to you, don't get mad. Just imagine that he really needs to poop. 47. Decision making tip: always add an option to “be paralyzed by indecision”. Example: go out for a walk, stay home and get some more work done, or be paralyzed by indecision? I was worried that I wouldn't have enough to fill this list, but turns out things I posted from 2010-2017 were enough, so there are a few leftover. Maybe I will get to do another one of these when I'm like 60. And maybe the world will be better then. One can always hope.

New blog post: Forty-Seven https://roytang.net/2025/08/forty-seven/

#Birthday #Lifeprotips

Remember that if youre like me and you often feel like people think youre annoying or an asshole, that you should STOP doing things people find annoying and ONLY do things people find good and fun and interesting. Good luck, have fun, and don't fuck it up!! #lifeProtips