Thanks, be happy
#LillytheShorky says
Guess what ?
My dreams involve sex, money, sex, money, sèx and money....
No theme to them at all...
#LillytheShorky can't see anything in there.
#LillytheShorky & Freya getting snuggly...
Why is Daddy hooman jealous?
#LillytheShorky "haz I missed anyfinks interestinks hoomensis?"
#LillytheShorky is disgusted with intrusion on her territory...but it reflects more how I feel atm
She, is snoring on my lap.
🫂
Cheer up hooman 🤗
From #LillytheShorky
Boo!!!
#LillytheShorky
Or, as #LillytheShorky says "Just lick your own bits..."
#LillytheShorky Life is short, lick someone's head...
First Easter eggs on sale in Chester.
Hurry!
DFS sales end on Friday!
#LillytheShorky says "What?"
Hurry up and change the sheets, I need my beauty sleep....
#LillytheShorky
#LillytheShorky was asked her opinion on @POTUS but decided her current shit was of much interest and coherence.
Thank you for interest.
#FuckFarage
#FuckTrump
#LillytheShorky would wish you all a Merry Christmas, but to be brutally honest, she can't be bothered...
Yep...Just me and soft-lad on Thursday!
#LillytheShorky
What do you mean, it's Monday boop day?
Blithering idiot!!
#LillytheShorky
Greetings Humans, bow down to your Shorky overlords!
#LillytheShorky
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Hello hooman wot u doos?
Isn't it annoying when you open the fridge door expecting it to be full, then remember you didn't buy anything, because your skint...
#osteoarthritis #fibromyalgia
#chronicpain
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#LillytheShorky quality checking the snooze potential of the cushion... adequate...
Morning, up late, or early, oh great one?
#LillytheShorky
Lilly is bemused, but flattered by your choice of name for the inferior feline
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