Four-panel comic. SadMan in his mask, reading the paper at the breakfast table, on which is an old radio. Voices come from the radio. (1) BBC: "And, as we're reporting on the BBC this hour, at Davos, the American president has offered to stab world leaders in the eye and eat their children. As fellow at Oxford's Institute for Peace Studies, Sir Albert Bandage, what do you make of the latest?" (2) BANDAGE: "Well, what can world leaders do? The alternative is saying "no." So, obviously, the have to consider his offer." BBC: "But at what cost?" BANDAGE: "Oh, many of these leaders don't have the ten trillion dollars that he expects them to pay him to stab them in the eye and eat their children." (3) BBC: "And many must wonder if they can trust him." BANDAGE: "Indeed, in the morning, he could decide he'd rather stab them in the ear and drop their children out of Air Force One." BBC: "If he does stab them in the eye and eat their children, will that undermine the U.N.?" (4) BANDAGE: "For eighty years, the U.N. has been trying to make a world in which the USA president can't stab world leaders in the eye and eat their children. Yet, here we are, talking seriously about it. The U.N. hasn't been able to do that one, basic thing."
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