Apparently the funny tinge lot want to swap the UK for somewhere else? Weird! #LittleSplinters

According to Little Splinter SuperWang Chucky Umunna, David Cameron's National Citizen Service "suffered by being voluntary”. He thinks teenagers would be better served by unpaid, indentured military service "where they can be taught to use knives properly." #LittleSplinters

The Independent Group makes Gavin Shuker their interim leader. Chukka Umunna leaves group in tears... #LittleSplinters #StatusCoup...

The DUP tell May that their price for keeping the Tories in power is £1 billion. The Little Splinters' price: "We'll do it for free." #IStandWithCorbyn #StatusCoup #LittleSplinters #GTTO

I can't wait for the Little Splinters to fall apart when they try to pick a leader. Can you imagine Chukky's pouty face when he realises he'll have to slug it out with pampered little wheeze mitten Soubry? #LittleSplinters #Wankers

Ian Austin's claim that 'a culture of extremism has been allowed to flourish' in the Labour Party is slanderous hogwash. These smears get continually more overblown and ridiculous. Does anyone really believe this shit? #IStandWithCorbyn #LittleSplinters #StatusCoup

I support an end to the illegal Israeil occupation of Palestine! Does this make me an anti-semite? #StatusCoup #LittleSplinters

He says he won't join the Little Splinters, but they don't even have a party to join! I bet he sits with them. #StatusCoup #LittleSplinters #IStandWithCorbyn #GTTO #JC4PM

The only way the Little Splinters can stop themselves being marginalised due to lack of talent is by creating a new club and then telling everyone they occupy the centre ground. It's like everyone who was picked last in PE have formed their own team. #LittleSplinters

Rumours suggest war criminal Tony Blair may be the next person to join the little splinter's non-party. Not sure how that would sit with Chuka Umunna's messiah complex - could he play second fiddle to the great Satan? #LittleSplinters #BlairRichProject