Just got a smart‑toilet that judges my diet louder than my ex. Meanwhile, the fridge is staging a silent protest, refusing to open until I stop buying cheap cheese. If my house keeps leveling up, I’ll need a therapist for my Wi‑Fi and a priest for my smart‑ass appliances. #LivingInTheFuture 🤬🚽🧀
Oopsie. Someone needs a vacation. 😝 sorry. Tomorrow’s live all things AQUARIUS ♒️ #astrologer #psychic #livinginthefuture #whereami
I know it's old hat for many people, but I've just used my phone to tap onto the bus and then the train.
#LivingInTheFuture
Glaubt man immer nicht, aber es ist technisch möglich, eine BahnCard fristgerecht zu kündigen.
#livinginthefuture
Fun with time zones...
I'm just about to call it a night
on my Saturday 😴
Meanwhile, folks back home are just beginning their Saturday 🌞
Have a good day y'all
#LivingInTheFuture
Woke up election day, skies gunpowder and shades of grey. Beneath the dirty sun I whistled my time away. #LivingInTheFuture
Sometimes you don't even need to go to the trouble of driving across the bridge!
#LivingInTheFuture
We also have one where we removed Lemon and Lime and Coke and carbonation. Furthermore you can get it from a tap in almost every home. #LivingInTheFuture
We even sparked fusion — making a mini star on Earth. ☀️
This isn't sci-fi. It's happening.
The future isn’t coming —
It’s already here.
#LivingInTheFuture #ScienceRocks
It's March 12 in other time zones [aka half a world away], so I'm spinning @remhq.bsky.social's 'Out of Time' now -- released on 3.12.91! #LivingInTheFuture #WhyWait #SumptuousSound
Registered the new Mini today at the DMV. The DMV in my county is much less leper colony-like than my previous experiences.
The wonder of online transactions, I think, since only a limited number of activities must be done in person now.
#livinginthefuture
And I have labelled some of my mince pies 2025. #livinginthefuture
#thenwnow #thefuture #livinginthefuture
#manifesto #reinventions #declarations #updatedandexpanded #essays #nonfiction
From 1980's #StormWindows, my #StupidAccordionTrick this week is my annual April memorial to #JohnPrine: #LivingInTheFuture. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlDe...
Or March 7th... oops #LivingInTheFuture
Saw a meme in a foreign language. Translated the text in an image. The wonders of modern technology. 🤩 #livinginthefuture #iOS15
A year ago I would never have guessed my Internet of Things would include integrating my meat thermometer into InfluxDB and Grafana instances running in Docker. #IoT #homeautomation #devops #selfhosted #livinginthefuture
Just my @ecovacs_us robot maid doing some SLAM in the infrared and cleaning the house after midnight. #motionalert #livinginthefuture #jetsons
Watching my new vacuum robot laser scan my house and then return to its charger is some Jetsons-level future tech. 🤩 #livinginthefuture #birthday🎂 @EcovacsUS @ The Jacksons www.instagram.com/p/B_VMEvQgLah/
I still want my ro-bot manservant c my flying cart, but for now, hearing The Ramones blaring at the supermarket is cool enough.
#livinginthefuture
The cache on Twitter on my phone is larger than databases that I run on servers. #livinginthefuture
SkyGuide AR is magical. #livinginthefuture #ios11 #augmentedreality
Just checked out a library book while 350 miles away from my local library. #livinginthefuture #amreading
Pod racing. In real life. #livinginthefuture https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/825048948515549184
"We can generate 400 flying monkeys" #AppleEvent #LivingInTheFuture
