#LizardTruss has crossed over to be with #DavidEycke and Co

"Welcome to the classiest lil' whorehouse in Northern Vegas baby! We like to call this the #LizardTruss room."

Who on earth would wish to be a member of a club fronted by benefit cheat #LizardTruss or a lettuce?

That's surely #LizardTruss copying her idol thatcher, who could never land a joke written for her

#LizardTruss takes up sailing

#LaurenBoebert and #LizardTruss are the only heroines fighting the #Marxist #Leninist terrorists in #WallStreet and the City of London

After a moment to pick up my jaw from its fallen position, I began to recite a list, to jog his memory, of the crooks, spivs, perverts, and monsters that made up the #ToryParty over the past 50 years, starting with #Thatcher naturally, including Keith Joseph and Gerald Nabarro, up to #LizardTruss

#LizardTruss has crashed #DrumpfCoin

#LizardTruss has used some more of her dole money to pay her lawyers to send a cease-and-desist letter to Kemikal Bad Enoch to stop telling her to sit down and shut up

Keith Stammer has Parliamentary Privilege in the H of C - he ought to make a particular point of stating every day that #LizardTruss crashed the economy

Did the Heroic Lettuce that outlasted #LizardTruss get a Dukedom?

#UltraLounge at the #BBC Proms with HyperCringe provided by the toe-curling Mel Giedroyc, very much the Ann Widdicombe of Popular Music
I wonder why, apart from the fact she's already on the payroll, they chose her?
Surely #LizardTruss would have had a go at it, if asked?

Before her idol Thatcher closed them all down, there would have been a cosy padded cell in a lunatic asylum for the ranting madwoman #LizardTruss

Unemployed and don't know where to turn? #LizardTruss doesn't know it, but her next job could be as a traffic island

The #LizardTruss of the computer world
Maybe he should look in the mirror and, instead of saying: "You got this bro" to himself, he should say: "Maybe you haven't got this, maybe you really should step away from the digital world right now"

Kicking off with an actual WTF moment from #LizardTruss

More #LizardTruss cartoon fun

I don't suppose #LizardTruss has ever read a line of #JonathanSwift but: "When a true genius appears in the world, you may know her by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against her"

Hang on a minute, wasn't it the Amalgamated & Federated Trade Union of free market speculators who brought #LizardTruss down when she and #KwakatakKwisling destroyed the economy?
It's a bit late to blame the Illuminati, the KKK, and the Freemasons now