A white pair of St. Patrick's Day boxer briefs, covered in shamrocks of various sizes, & various shades of green, as well as orange and yellow. The waistband & hems are in green. Above these are laying a set of cheap green plaid suspenders, obtained years ago but never worn, likely obtained from Party City. There is a watermark in the lower lefthand corner that reads, "Not for use by AI".

Alright, I've been in #Chicago fer nearly eight years now, and've still never seen the #ChicagoRiver dyed green. Well, it happens we've got some friends who came t'town specifically t'see it, so we're finally goin, and I'm dressin the part.

#StPaddysDay

#LocalToutist

#DressThePart