History says this is where we gonna get buried.
My depressive brain says this, too. #loweredexpectations

#loweredexpectations

At least yozu don't have to speculate wether movie or another Netflix-Series ;) #loweredexpectations

Me: So you expect us to wake up early tomorrow?
Ben: No. I expect us to wake up.
#LoweredExpectations 😂😂

Let's just try and win a game this series. #LoweredExpectations #Brewers

That's what I keep saying. #loweredexpectations

Then we end with a reminder to further lower one’s expectations—note that a slightly modified version of this pep talk also works well as a wedding toast. #loweredexpectations

I feel I could write the next Don Quixote, and it would never quite reach anyone’s standards, 📝but, I do believe these red roses are good enough, darling - though, they are only secondary to you
🌹😸💙
#ARoseByAnyOtherName
#LoweredExpectations

Well, at least he spelled his own name right. #LoweredExpectations

this whole season of #90dayfiance has felt like one long ad for #LoweredExpectations

What are we thinking? Like, 5 fans start to to wonder if they've been misled?

#LoweredExpectations

#LoweredExpectations even for FL

I mean she barely is able read, let alone reading an actual piece of legislation for which she’s on the line. Q didn’t write it so she won’t pay attention. #loweredexpectations #lachicaloca

Yup. If he can get through the first inning without Carroll and Marte doing damage, I will be happy. #LoweredExpectations

Ya know what? I’m looking forward to next #Canucks season.
Why?
Zero expectations. None. Expecting a total disaster. Anything better is gravy.
Yup. No pressure.
#glasshalffull #loweredexpectations #selfdelusion #ohgodineedtherapy

The fact that so many people are uncertain whether this was a genuine tweet tells you everything you need to know about how dumb he really is.

#LoweredExpectations

I nominated my short film #snowstormeh 🇨🇦 for best short film at the #Oscars 😳😳😱

Very excited to 🐝 nominated 😎😎😱

And with the current state of 🎥 making in its average is awesome phase 😒

I think I got a chance 😊

#loweredexpectations

🎥😒😒😒

Um

Dude just won a majority gvmnt

He ain't doing 💩..

#themoreyouknow

#loweredexpectations 😔

Immerhin steht auf der #haltdiefressebild nicht mehr "Zeitung" drauf #loweredexpectations

I’m starting to think of #Canucks power plays as a good time to go to the bathroom or go grab a snack or another beer, cause I know nothing much is gonna happen. #LoweredExpectations.

#LoweredExpectations

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I never once expected the Couch Fvcker to stand up for his wife and children, so I'm not surprised. #loweredexpectations

Irgendwas stört mich an der Formulierng "die Pflegekasse hat die Koten für hauwirtschaftliche Leitsungen erhöht", komme aber nicht drauf, was ;) Immerhin tseht unter dem Brief nicht "gesendet von meinem iPhone" #loweredexpectations

Yep, White House has opened up its doors to #FreeDumb

#CorespondentIdiot

The bar just keeps getting lower

#UnderTheInfluence
#UnderTheInfluencer

🤦🏽‍♀️

#LoweredExpectations

Est-ce le déclin de l’empire américain? 🫣

Goal for tomorrow: to actually carry my wallet with me for day 2 of the semester 🙄 #loweredexpectations #lessdumbfuckeryplease #mymonkeysmycircus

Obviously more tense than I'd have liked, but I have to give them props for getting a road win when they really needed one in a situation where they often sputter. #LoweredExpectations

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Apparently any unqualified person can get into this executive branch. I think a GI Joe Doll is nominated for a spot. #LoweredExpectations

Well, it IS Trump, an idiot’s idiot. One should have lowered expectations
#LoweredExpectations

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So, Jed, uh, I mean Mike, that's the goal? Finish in 3rd place with 4 wins above 500 and call it a success?

#LoweredExpectations