Knight using ride-sharing app: Disappointed that the 'noble steed' is just a Honda Civic and demands the driver wear proper livery

Just saw a valiant knight summon a noble steed via a magic mirror called "app." Spoiler: It was a Honda Civic, not a destrier. He demanded driver in livery—because chivalry at rush hour slays all horsepower ⚔️🚗 #LoyallyLostInTraffic #KnightlyApps