A small black fluffy dog is sitting by a bay window, watching the world outside. We got her a little ottoman to sit on.

A small black fluffy dog is hogging the ENTIRE queen size bed. She looks very comfortable. Hoomin will have to sleep on the floor.

Hoomin and Luna Selfie the night we moved in. Luna is black and fluffy with white paws, nose, and chest, and her little pink tongue is sticking out. Hoomin's face is turning red because she is having an auto immune reaction to stress. They both look tired but hopeful.

Sorry I sort of fell off the face of the planet for a few months. Luna and I have moved to a new home! It was VERY stressful, and I just didn't have energy to post stuff. But we are settling in! Luna loves to sit and watch out the bay windows. #dogsofbluesky #LunaTheLandshark

For my next trick, I will teach a goober to file her own nails #LunaTheLandshark #dogsofbluesky

Me: You are a small dog. I have a big bed. You need like, 25% of the bed, at most.
Luna: Ok, so I gets da 25% right in da middle, and u gets da rest.
Me: ...
Luna: Dis arrangement is pawfectly ekwitable. #dogsofbluesky #LunaTheLandshark #dogmath

A black fluffy dog is hiding in the shadows under a wooden desk. All you can really see are two reflective red laser eyes.

The void beneath the desk wants cheese. 🔴 🔴 🧀
#dogsofbsky #Lunathelandshark #cryptid #feedthevoid

Luna's Wisdom Panel Results! 30% Pomeranian 22% Poodle (Toy and Miniature) 4% American Eskimo Dog 22% Yorkshire Terrier 12% Chihuahua 8% Miniature Pinscher 2% American Cocker Spaniel Hoomin is bad at math but she's pretty sure she's 100% A Princess

A photo of Luna (bottom) next to a Shutterstock photo of a border collie (top). Based on the visual evidence I believed she was perhaps some sort of border collie that shrank in the washing machine, but the DNA says otherwise.

The photo from Luna's Wisdom Panel Profile. She is a small black fluffy dog, with short floppy ears, brown eyes, a pink tongue, and white fur on her chest, neck, nose, and toes. She has an orange tennis ball between her front feet. She's acting very cute to distract from the fact that she just stole her grandmother's dinner a few minutes before we took this picture, iirc.

DNA Results are in.
Verdict: Smol Goober.
Based on the visual evidence I believed she was perhaps some sort of border collie that shrank in the washing machine, but the DNA says otherwise.
#wisdompanel #dogsofbluesky #pomchi? #debatable #LunatheLandShark

Point of view: you are laying in bed, watching a dinosaur documentary on your laptop, but a jealous fluffy little black and white dog has noticed you haven't petted her in approximately 7.5 seconds, which is entirely unacceptable, so she's flopped on your chest and keyboard.

Decided to watch #PrehistoricPlanet. Saw a baby T Rex.

"How dare u, Hoomin. Not squee at cute baby dinosaurs. Only squee at Luna."
#dogsofbluesky #pomchi #LunaTheLandshark #howdare

FORGOT TO TAG IT PFFFT
#dogsofbluesky #pomchi #LunaTheLandshark

A fluffy black dog with white paws and nose is gnawing on a stuffed dinosaur with a party hat. This is the real reason dinosaurs went extinct.

One of these creatures is a formidable apex predator, with fearsome jaws and teeth. The other one is a stuffed dinosaur with a party hat. #dogsofbluesky #LunaTheLandshark

A small black and white dog has been unlawfully imprisoned in one of those doggy/baby chest carrier things, which has been hung off the stair railing so she cannot escape. She is looking at the camera man like this is the saddest day of her entire life, telepathically begging him to come release her, to no avail. Hoomin (large and pale, like some sort of albino land manatee with frizzy hair) is shaving her back left paw pads with a small white hair clipper. She has been sentenced to 1 million years in the dungeon for her part in this crime. Luna has been released and fed many treats.

"Uncle plz put down phone an save me :c"
"He's not gonna save you baby, he's busy playing Zelda."
Baby got her nails done and beans shaved. The back feet look okay, the front ones look like I did it with a machete because someone will not sit still. #dogsofbluesky #Lunathelandshark

Birthday Selfie with the birthday pup. Luna is black and fluffy with a white nose and white paws. Hoomin is wearing a purple shirt. Her hair is a little frizzy today.

A black fluffy dog with white paws is wearing a pink bandana. It says "It's My Birthday!" in colorful letters.

Luna is wearing a white and pink birthday hat with a pom pom on top and a sparkly gold letter 6.

A blurry picture of Luna removing her birthday hat with enthusiasm the instant we let her go. "Get dis fing offa me!"

LUNA'S 6TH BIRTHDAY PARTY! The hat lasted about 3 seconds. #dogsofbluesky #LunaTheLandshark #birthday

A black fluffy dog with white paws is busy licking her foot. There's a tiny red plastic 2 stuck in her bum fluff.

Close up of the mysterious 2, now in Hoomin's hand.

Today's episode is brought to you by the number 2. I don't know where or how or why, but it was stuck in Luna's floof. #dogsofbluesky #LunaTheLandshark #itisamystery

Four little black paws with white toes, and a little black dog nose, are poking out from under the edge of a white fuzzy blanket.

Peetsies. #dogsofbluesky #LunaTheLandshark #comfy

A small black fluffy dog with white paws and nose is hogging all the blankets and enjoying a chicken flavor no-rawhide chew stick.

Happiness is a blanket nest and a chew stick. #dogsofbluesky #LunaTheLandshark #wisdomfromdoggo

The classed Arthur D.W. "That sign won't stop me because I can't read!" meme, with a small black and white fluffy doggo's face crudely copy and pasted over D.W.'s face. The sign reads "NAIL TRIMS ARE GOOD FOR YOU!"

When ur hoomin has Photoshop #dogsofbluesky #meme #LunaTheLandshark #thatsignwontstopmebecauseicantread

A small black fluffy dog with a white nose has claimed a huge pile of blankets and pillows as her throne. Her innocent puppy dog eyes will keep Hoomin from trying to steal them back. It will be a long cold night for Hoomin, alas.

"How to Hog ALL the Blankets and ALL the Pillows: a Guide by Princesses Lunatic Landshark Pretty Paws" #dogsofbluesky #LunaTheLandshark #comfy

A little black fluffy dog is sitting in her doggy car seat and watching out the car window.

A little black Yorkie mix and a blonde Schnauzer mix are sitting on a rug, telepathically asking me to get the beef liver treats out of my bag again please

Luna (a little black fluffy dog with a white nose) is exploring a garden, and sampling all the plants like it's a salad bar

Luna is taking a little snooze in her doggy car seat, warmed by the setting sun

Luna had a big adventure yesterday! Mom and I drove out to see my Grandma for mother's day. Luna got to meet my aunt's dogs, got lots of pets from her Great Grandma, ate some grass, and then took a nap on the way home. Big day for a little creature. #dogsofbluesky #mothersday #LunaTheLandshark

A small fluffy black doggo with white nose, toes, and chest is laying down on a brown tile floor. She looks contemplative, as though trying to decide where to pee next.

"I know geometry is hard for your little doggy brain... But next time, please try to pee in the middle of the puppy pad, okay? Not right on the corner?"

She makes no promises.
#conversationswithmydog #dogsofbluesky #LunatheLandShark

Princes Picky Paws' Lamb and Cranberry Flavor Food Review:
Lamb is good, eat that. Carrots r good too.
Cranberries r not, mlem them onto the carpet, leave fur Hoomin to clean up.
#dogsOfBlueSky #LunaTheLandShark #OllieDogFood

A small black fluffy dog with white paws and nose is sleeping. She's rolled on her back and is very comfy.

Dreaming doggy dreams, farting fishy farts. #dogsofbluesky #LunaTheLandshark

Luna politely requests that a more adultier adult please come confiscate Hoomin's debit card, she's being extremely silly #LunaTheLandshark #pimpmyride #dogstroller

Me: Luna. I just fed you your dinner.
Luna: Yes Hoomin and now I want urs
Me: Luna.
Luna: U hav lived wiff me for 5 years I dunno why ur still shocked about dis
#lunathelandshark

A small black fluffy dog is sitting in a purple dog stroller. She's not amused. This was supposed to be a walk, but she is not walking.

Some sort of basement troll in a red coat is walking a small black fluffy dog. The dog is sniffing a electrical post thing, as though she's thinking about peeing on it.

Exactly one sad little freeze dried fish is riding in a purple dog stroller.

Smol adventure with Uncle Pug... I gave her a treat but she didn't eat it so it looked like I was taking a dead fish for a walk... #dogsofbluesky #LunaTheLandshark

A small black fluffy dog with a white chin is out on a drive with her Nanna. Nanna is wearing blue sunglasses. Dog is wearing a light blue harness.

Luna went on a car ride with Nanna today. I stayed home due to a migraine coma (chronic illness be that way sometimes) and it was her first car ride without me, but I was told she was very good! She wore her seatbelt and everything. #dogsofbluesky #LunatheLandShark #Nanna #carride

A small black fluffy dog with a white nose, chin, chest, and toes, is sitting on a pile of body pillows and blankets. Hoomin has joint pain and a lot of body pillows, so she's a good foot above everything else on the bed. Some of her poor stuffed raccoon toys can be seen on the left edge of the picture. (They have no arms. She removed them. With her teeth.)

Luna must be at the highest point of the bed. I don't know why. It's just The Rules. #dogsofbluesky #LunaTheLandshark

A small fluffy black and white dog wants to go on a walk! So much that she put on her light blue harness all by herself. She stuck her head through the leg hole.

PRINCESS LUNA'S OFFICIAL GUIDE TO CARING FOR YOUR HOOMIN, part 1. (a thread)
#dog #LunatheLandShark #adventure