LOLOLOL. #MHMotherfuckingTee #WorstNewspaperEver #Cambodia
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Spoiler: They just killed all the poor people. #China #Cambodia #WorstNewspaperEver #MHMotherfuckingTee
How many Twitter accounts could T Mohan possibly have? I’m starting to think that there are whole “orphanages” in Prey Veng or some other shithole just typing out stupid messages in terrible English. #MHMotherfuckingTee #Orphimex #Cambodia
T Mohan has written perhaps the most T-Mohanest thing a T Mohan has ever written. I wonder who he plagiarized it from? #MHMOTHERFUCKINGTEE #WorstNewspaperEver #Cambodia
I’m starting to think that all of these “bots” are actually #MHMotherfuckingTee trying to find one anonymous account for which his horrible writing isn’t glaringly obvious. #BotsKH #WorstNewspaperEver #Cambodia
Cambodia’s sexpat/rubber-baron alliance, despite obvious areas of mutual interest, is really showing everyone that they can totally do better news than the Daily/Post. 😬😬😬 #Cambodia #AECWTFKH #MHMotherfuckingTee
I’m a little upset that I’ve been doing this for 7+ years, yet T Mohan can create a Twitter account and get his stupid brand of crazy picked up by multiple news outlets. #WorstNewspaperEver #MHMotherfuckingTee #Cambodia
If I were the kind of eye that made satirical Twitter accounts, T Mohan’s Sense of Humor would be RIPE. The problem is that even that would be neither funny nor insightful. Everything #MHMotherfuckingTee does is already a master class in self parody. SAD!
The only thing worse than #MHMotherfuckingTee’s godawful writing and #WorstNewspaperEver is these horrid fake Twitter accounts. Are you fucking serious dude? Take it from someone who knows: the only people laughing at your humor are on your payroll. #Cambodia
Now that we’ve heard his authentic authorial voice, it’s fair to conclude that someone else has actually been ghostwriting Mohan’s horrible editorials. #MHMotherfuckingTee #Cambodia
"Logs: Better Than Trees?"
#WorstNewspaperEver
#CDShortTime
#MHMotherfuckingTee
#Cambodia
They spelled "Anus Tart" wrong. #WorstNewspaperEver #Anustart #MHMotherfuckingTee #Cambodia
.@willjackson @GeorgeCambodia Why'd you exclude the #WorstNewspaperEver from the conspiracy? I bet #MHMotherfuckingTee had ideas! #cambodia
Oh, I'd better tie these hashtags together, for posterity: #WorstNewspaperEver #CDShortTime #MHMotherfuckingTee #Cambodia
It could provide fairness and balance to these local rags, like @cambodiadaily or @phnompenhpost. #Cambodia #MHMotherfuckingTee #CDShortTime
Maybe, "Lift Yourself Out of Poverty by Singlehandedly Overthrowing the Khmer Rouge." #Cambodia #CDShortTime #MHMotherfuckingTee
Or, "Dear Mr. and Mrs. Poverty: Get a Job, Preferably of a Thai Fishing Boat." #CDShortTime #MHMotherfuckingTee #Cambodia
Sample headline: "Don't Eat the Meek! They Taste Like Shit." #Cambodia #CDShortTime #MHMotherfuckingTee
It would be about how the evil meek prey on the noble rich. #CDShortTime #MHMotherfuckingTee #Cambodia
I want to write a new column under the pen name "Cy Clops" #CDShortTime #MHMotherfuckingTee #Cambodia
I constantly give long-ass speeches to explain nefarious bullshit, so I speak from experience. #CDShortTime #MHMotherFuckingTee #cambodia
Other than that, I don't have much to say about the issue. #CDShortTime #Cambodia #MHMotherfuckingTee
Where did I put that business card? #Cambodia #CDShortTime #MHMotherfuckingTEE #Hunsanity http://t.co/TooDtXH7tw
And honestly, we're saving a bunch of that land for our refugee. #Cambodia #CDShortTime #MHMotherfuckingTee #CamOzFugees
Be a Green Tycoon! http://i.imgur.com/Xipr3Sq.jpg #Cambodia #CDShortTime #MHMotherfuckingTee