The Mad Toad King is imposing a 25% tariff on the evil IAPPLE empire to force them to make their electrons in Anu'merica. That ain't gonna happen. Instead, they followed the Mad King's playbook of empty promises so that he could claim victory for his ego and propagandists.
The Mad Toad King announces new tariffs and breaks the Stockmark . . . again.
iAPPLE's new 4D Chess system for strategizing empty promises to appease the Mad King. He says, "It's got *all compute* and AI!"
iAPPLE's empty promise to invest in the far future allows the Mad King to claim the investment as happening today and thus remove the tariff. It's a dangerous journey into the heart of the Apple. MTK take care.
The Mad Toad King imposed a 25% tariff on megabiz iAPPLE for being evil, again. The Stockmark dies, again. Using genius 4D chess strategy, iAPPLE promises to invest $1T in Anu’merica in 2030. The Mad King claims the win and removes the tariff, again. iAPPLE shines, again.
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