#mtktariff

The General Motorcoach company's stock has fallen. It couldn't possibly be related to the Mad King's tariffs. Perhaps it's the new lineup of petromotor GM vehicles. Bigger is better and they're going all in!

Debuting their 2025 MAGA Golden Age petromotor coaches, Stillintous asks, "Are you? . . . Still into us?

Frod is following GM's lead and is doubling down with its F15000000. Triple the coal rolling power!

Meanwhile, the world is going electro and the Middle Kingdom is leading the way leaving the Mad Toad King and his Anu'merica behind.

The Red Dragon is cooling his flex right now because the Mad Toad King is turning the screws for him. While the General Motorcoach company is flailing, the Dragon is busy with delivering his *Building Your Dreams* electrocoaches worldwide. More will follow: Stillintous? Frod?
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The Mad Toad King is imposing a 25% tariff on the evil IAPPLE empire to force them to make their electrons in Anu'merica. That ain't gonna happen. Instead, they followed the Mad King's playbook of empty promises so that he could claim victory for his ego and propagandists.

The Mad Toad King announces new tariffs and breaks the Stockmark . . . again.

iAPPLE's new 4D Chess system for strategizing empty promises to appease the Mad King. He says, "It's got *all compute* and AI!"

iAPPLE's empty promise to invest in the far future allows the Mad King to claim the investment as happening today and thus remove the tariff. It's a dangerous journey into the heart of the Apple. MTK take care.

The Mad Toad King imposed a 25% tariff on megabiz iAPPLE for being evil, again. The Stockmark dies, again. Using genius 4D chess strategy, iAPPLE promises to invest $1T in Anu’merica in 2030. The Mad King claims the win and removes the tariff, again. iAPPLE shines, again.
#mtktariff #mtkwin

Lady Nostre per Venir—The Swamp Witch It's too late to play with the Red Dragon. The gaslights are on. Cargo vessels won't magically fill up in the middle of the ocean.

Lady Nostre per Venir—The Swamp Witch
“The Rubicon”

Quatrain #12
The Mad King bows to the Red Dragon too late
Empty vessels crossing the river Rubicon have cast the die
The parasite class is with naught in their cupboards
The gaslights grow stronger and therefore weaker
#nostrepervenir #mtktariff

No one seems to be able to figure out the Mad Toad King's tariff thought process. Now it seems we have: It is coming straight out of his genius ass. Who knew?

It seems we have seen the Mad King’s genius tariff thought process in real time. It seems this unitary process is seemly. His ephemeral formula, it seems, contains only seemingly genius thought. He said, "80% Tariff on China seems right! Up to Scott B.," It seems we may be in trouble.
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TreSec Scott Beesent was told by the Mad Toad King to reduce The Middle Kingdom's tariffs to 80%. ""CHINA SHOULD OPEN UP ITS MARKET TO USA — WOULD BE SO GOOD FOR THEM!!!", the Mad King said. Then ironically added, ""CLOSED MARKETS DON’T WORK ANYMORE!!!" Then he showed his math,"80% Tariff on China seems right! Up to Scott B.,"

The Stoockmark soared on the Mad King's pronouncement that "80% Tariff on China seems right! Up to Scott B.," At least he finally told us how he determines tariff rates. It seems.

Even MORE factories have sprung up across the land. I am really getting sick of all this WINNING!

Tech Unicorns and subjects rejoice as their coffers are stuffed to the brim with the coin flowing into our country from the Mad King's tariffs. It's raining coin!

Take 2: The Mad King told TreSec Beesent to reduce Middle Kingdom tariffs to 80%. The Stockmark soars! Factories spring forth throughout the land! Happy days are here again! The subjects rejoice in the streets. Once again Sir, thank you for your benevolence. May we have another? TGIF
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The Stockmark Fat Cats are howling in joy because the Mad Toad King announced that he and the United Kingsland have reached a concept of an idea of a plan.

Factories spring up as far as the eye can see on the fantastical news that the Mad Toad King has savaged the United Kingsland in his trade war.

The subjects rejoice on what will forever be known as the national holiday, VUK Day to celebrate the Mad King's trade war victory over the UK. Which he said, "Is the biggest thing in history ever!"

The Lily-White House has released a mock-up hoping Time magazine might pick it up.

The Mad King touts his trade victory over the United Kingsland is “as big as it gets”. The Stockmark soars! Factories spring forth throughout the land! Happy days are here again! The subjects rejoice in the streets. He is our New Deal savior! Thank you for saving us from your benevolence!
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Weird Barbie is strappin' up to protect the joy of younglings around the world.

Elsa, Anna, and even Olaf are preparing for the battle over younglings’ joy. "Some people are worth melting for." -- Olaf

The Mad King is no Match for the army of young princesses he has provoked.

In the Middle Kingdom rests a centuries old warehouse housing all the items unable to export because of tariffs. It is said to hold the Ark of the Covenant. Under his eye.

It’s a dolly disaster for the Mad Toad King. Weird Barbie and her Frozen friends are coming for the King with angry fortitude that only warriors and parents can muster. The Princesses are pissed that they may be eternally ensconced in plastic, deep in the Red Dragon’s Lost Ark warehouse.
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The Mad Toad King is posting this to prove he is negotiating with the Middle Kingdom. It's obviously a green screen background. He's a fool.

An AI Stockmark algorithm responds to every lie coming from the Mad King. Just how smart is this thing?

It's not so smart now, but just you wait! "The development of full artificial intelligence could spell the end of the human race. AI could be either the best or the worst thing to happen to humanity, " said Hawking. The Stockmark VIX agrees.

The Mad Toad King says, “We are negotiating with the Middle Kingdom.” The Middle Kingdom responds, “No you’re not.” We all know the Mad King lies. Yet the Stockmarketers’ AI overreaction algorithm does not know this. “AI will save us,” Stephen H never said. Believe it or not! – Robert R.
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Where can you find affordable gifts for your children? Do what they did in the Gilded Age, make them at home!

If you can't afford to pay the tariffs, here are some fine examples of Anu,merican manufactured toys. See how inexpensive they are!

Of course, there's always the ever-popular Hoop and Stick for boys!

Don't forget The Monkey!

“Oh, the weather outside is frightful.” But no more so than the Mad King’s 145% tariffs on The Middle Kingdom. Anu,mericans buy 80% of their younglings’ Winter Solstice distractions from the Kingdom. The Mad King wants to MAGA 1890 style. Here are some Gilded Age Gift of the Magi ideas.
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The Mad Toad King is trying to distract his subjects while he waves the white flag of surrender for tariffs on technical electronics.

Xi JinPingpong, the Red Dragon ruling the middle Kingdom smiles slyly while watching the Mad King destroy Anu,merica. His slave labor is more subjugated than the Anu'mericans. But the Mad King aims to change that.

Tariffs on electronics caused this iAPPLE gigafac to spring forth in the desert. With the surrender of the tariffs, this factory is quickly falling apart.

The Mad Toad King will fully capitulate by the Winter Solstice.

The Mad Toad King is once again waving the white flag in his trade war. The Red Dragon delights in the Mad King’s dementia. Tariff exemptions on electrons cause a collapse at the newly sprung iAPPLE gigafac. At this rate we are looking at total capitulation by the Winter Solstice.
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Good Folk with The Yips. Sometimes it turns you into howling creatures of the night. Beware!

The Yips have turned these Canucks into beasts ready to fight.

These beasts of Tierradelsur have the Yips of Anu'merican drones dropping bombas on them.

The Union of Europa has the Yips because the Mad Toad King has weapons of all sorts, and he's too unhinged to be trusted with any of them.

BREAKING NEWS! IT IS NOW A PANDEMIC! What was known as Toad Derangement Syndrome or TDS has been re-named by the Mad King as “The Yips”. He admonished the Good Folk for getting “Yippy”. At first only the Stockmarketers were infected, but now it is everywhere. Take note painless one.
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Lady Nostre per Venir—The Swamp Witch

Lady Nostre per Venir—The Swamp Witch
“The Mad King’s Weakness”

Quatrain #11
The Mad King pauses
The Red Dragon smells blood and strikes
The stockmark falters again
The Mad King bows down to the fire
#nostrepervenir #mtktariff #redxidragon

The Mad Toad King says he never watches the stockmark. His advisors told him he had better stop lying about that.

The Mad Toad King's reason for pausing tariffs is for one simple economic reason: the optics of a crashing stockmark.

President (or maybe not) Leon Muskrat has lost his headgear for MAGA ever since Teslas started literally blowing up. He is begging for zero tariffs so he can sell more of his shit. He seems to have taken a partial victory when the Mad King paused tariffs.

Trade Advisor Peterless Navarro said, "The tariffs are permanent and will not be negotiated!" The Mad King just slapped that down. Wassup, Navarro?

Oh! My! My! It appears the love triangle between the Mad King, Muskrat, and Peterless Navarro is at an X-roads. On X, the Mad King says Muskrat is a genius and the genius calls Navarro a mo-ron. Apparently, the Mad King loves Muskrat more. He defied Navarro and paused the tariffs. huzzah #mtktariff

They've taken a simple formula (x-m/m), and made it look "smart". 'Cause that's what they are. Although, neither formula results in sound economic policy.

The Mad Toad King’s swampy econ wizzes conjured a magical tariff formula, “The likes of nothing no one has ever seen before!” per the Mad King. Those rascally super-genius brains are gaslighting us again with misleading magical maths that have no basis in the practice of econ.
#mtktariff #mtkecon

Isle of McDonald Filet O’ Fish anglers separating out the Mad King's 10% tithe.

Isle of McDonald Filet O’ Fish anglers separating out the Mad King's 10% tithe.

The Mad Toad King has imposed a tariff on the Penguin only Isle of McDonald’s because they export the Filet O’ Fish "Sandwich" to Anu’merica. He has it wrong though: They only export the fish. Nonetheless, the McDonald Filet O’ Fish anglers are willing to give the Mad King his 10% tithe.
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The Red Fox from the Northlands of Canuck has given the Mad Toad King a "Fentanyl Czar" to quench his simple-minded thirst for tariffs. The Mad King will never know.

Claudia El Guerrera Pardo, El Presidente, Tierradelsur has told the Mad Toad King that she will move 10,000 knights to the border. They were their when she said it. The Mad King capitulates out of ignorance.

Fooling the Mad King into pausing tariffs, both the Golden Eagle of the Southland and the Red Fox from the Northland of Canuck, have re-gifted the Mad King; 10,000 knights from the South and a Czar in the north. He failed to notice. And they call him, “El hoser tonto.”
#mtktariff #cpardo #canuckfox