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The Mad Toad King is using his magical maths again to disrupt reality and confuse those so easily confused. This time he's all, "OFF WITH HER HEAD FOR SHE LIES!" about the economic numerology gatekeeper. Fear, chaos, and confusion follow.

The Mad Toad King’s ill formed illiteration: “Buh-bye bad bureau break biche. Janky job numbers are a joke. My minions’ magical maths will massage my economics ego.” Sane Wash: He's fired the person who reported true but poor economic numbers and now wants you to trust him. It’s a con/scam.
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The Mad Toad King has sacked the head bean counter that provided him with the number of jobs created and other econ data, because the numbers made him look bad. Expect many more lies about the econ from here on out. We're being forced deeper and deeper into the deep state swamp.

Lady Nostre per Venir—The Swamp Witch
“Big Lies”

Quatrain #13
Magical maths make the Mad King merry.
Big lies obfuscate the oikonomia.
Depression desperation incites the Gadsden call.
Rise up, they will. In peace or in glory.
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There will be blood. Oily-garchs are worried because just the thought of "Drill Baby Drill" is causing them to hemorrhage.

Meet Stagflation. This creature appears when the econ gets fat from inflation through tariffs but lacks the legs to carry the GDP forward.

Habeus Corpus becomes Habeus Corpses.

The Mad King heaps the Constitution onto his pyre of pyrrhic victory.

Promises made, promises klepto.
P1: Petrol below $2. The oily-garchs are expecting a blood bath. And not the good kind.
P2: Lower the price of everything. Stagflation, recession, and unemployment first though, okay?
P3: Deport immigrunts. Habeus Corpus becomes Habeus Corpses.
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401Ks and other savings are flogged in the stockmark due to the Mad Toad King's econ policies. Out-of-touch TreSec Scott Beesent says, "Most people retiring now have their money in savings accounts, so they will be okay."

The Parasite Class, down in steerage, are told, "The beatings will continue until morale improves!"

The Mad Toad King’s spinners joined Le Cirque Médiatique as the main attraction. The best brains in the land said, “We don’t know what’s going to happen or how long the pain will last.” The Parasite Class in steerage are told, "The beatings will continue until morale improves!"
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They've taken a simple formula (x-m/m), and made it look "smart". 'Cause that's what they are. Although, neither formula results in sound economic policy.

The Mad Toad King’s swampy econ wizzes conjured a magical tariff formula, “The likes of nothing no one has ever seen before!” per the Mad King. Those rascally super-genius brains are gaslighting us again with misleading magical maths that have no basis in the practice of econ.
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The liberation bell being rung by the Mad Toad King is deeply flawed and will be nearly impossible to unring.

On Friday, 4 April 25, the Stockmark was -2239. The Swamp creatures are liberating the funds from your 401K so they can buy everything on the cheap.

The Mad Toad King decreed that the day after His (fool’s) Day, would be “Liberation Day”. HUZZAH!, cried the Good Folk for they had suffered oppressive joenomics for many a dreary day. They would be liberated and made whole again! MAGA! Alas, 401K -2200. Yeah, how’s that workin' out for ya?
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TreSec and magician Scott Beesent says, "I'm worried about the real economy." He is not worried about your magically disappearing 401K. Does that economy feel real to you?

The "real economy" is the exchange of goods and services rather than simple financial transactions as in the Stockmark. I guess this qualifies to TreSec Scott Beesent as the 'real' economy.

"Don't worry, the Stockmark goes up and down." "It's just a little volatility." "It's not the "real economy". "Nothing to see here, move along."

The ubiquitous 401K disappearing into the morass of a mess that is coming. Don't worry, it's not the real economy. Like magic it will spring back to life even stronger! Just give it a few (10) years.

TreSec and magician Scott Beesent says, “The Lily-White House is focused on the 'real economy' and not a little market volatility or your 401K disappearing before your eyes.” Their House is also magically disappearing any gov analysis data that makes the econ look bad. Abracadabra!
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Howard “The Duck” Buttlick is trying to convince you that everything is unicorns and rainbows.

According to the Mad Toad King's administration, everything is unicorns and rainbows . . . or it soon will be.

CommSec Howard “The Duck” Buttlick said, “What’s happening with the Mad Toad King’s taxes and the wild swings in the markets are not chaos! They are well-planned and executed!” He then added, “Look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy. Believe not your lying eyes.”
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Treasury Secretary Scott Beesent is rooting for Jeff Beezos who has been supporting his career. He says subjects want Rolexes not Timexes. He speaks the truth: "HIS" rich subjects want that because they can afford it.

A farmer shows off his "non-cheap" favorite things to buy.

TreSec Scott Beesent says, “Access to cheap goods is not the essence of the Anu’merican dream. We need to detox buyers by crashing the economy into a depression so no one can afford anything except the rich." They buy everything cheap, then sell it back to us at a fine profit.
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Commerce Secretary Howard “The Duck” Buttlick said, "Everything will come crashing down to depression levels so the richest among us can buy everything on the cheap."

MAGAts from the poorest lands are decimated by the Mad Toad King's depression. Don't worry, the rich will be fine.

CommSec Howard “The Duck” Buttlick said, “The Mad Toad King will make mortgages come smashing down! The value of your home will come smashing down! Everything will come smashing down to depression levels so the rich can snatch everything up at rock-bottom prices!” Mind the gap.
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What we had with the last guy 45 days ago.

What we got from the Mad Toad King: HHS Sec Bobby Bear and Benny his brain-worm. A sign for the market. The bear is here to stay.

“We’re going to have to suffer!” no one heard when everyone said, “Taxes on imports are paid by the subjects.” Then THEY say, “Tis Not the King’s fault! Tis the fault of Joe! You can’t turn an entire economy over in 30 days.” The Mad King scoffs, “Au contraire.” What we had and what we got.
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