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The Mad Toad King’s puny penile proboscis. How else would the honey get distributed?

"Why the fuck are you talking to the Mad King about me? Fuck you." "It's either me or him... You tell me who's getting the fuck out of here." When Pukle asked if they could go outside to talk, Beesent replied, "No, I'm going to fucking beat your ass."

Remember the slap fight Beesent had with Elon? #mtkbest

Of all the King’s men, TreSec Scott Beesent wants most to suck honey from the Mad Toad King’s puny penile proboscis. When told of FHFA Director Bile Pukle’s backbiting, Beesent bit back. Apparently, Pukle’s face faced pugilistic pummeling. This is round 2 or 3 for Beesent. Remember Elon?
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P-Secretary Karoliar Levitate floated the idea that because the Mad King is having dinner away from the Lily-White House, nobody should know who is paying him millions of coin for favors. Apparently, this dinner is outside the scope of his presidential perimeter.

In his bid for world domination, the Klepto Krypto King holds court with the wealthiest in the world.

When asked if the Lily-White House would provide names of attendees at the Mad Toad King’s corrupt crypto klepto dinner for the world’s wealthy, Karoliar Levitate replied, “Tonight, the King is attending it in his personal time. So, no, no names.” There goes his immunity.
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Secretary of Health and Human Services Bobby Bear has finally listened to Scarry Worm in his brain and confessed that he is in whale over his head.

In the Wonderland that is HHS, Sec Bobby Bear and the Chief Leech, Scarry Worm (who lives in his brain), decided to fess up when he said, “I don't think people should be taking medical advice from me." It becomes curiouser and curiouser why he insists on giving it. #8647HHS
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DHS Secretary Kristi Nohome cosplaying a CPB-cum-ICE secret agent. She says that habeus corpus is constitutional right for the president to deport people. If this is the best and the brightest they've got, we're in for a world of hurt.

Kristi "Deadeye" Nohome, DHSsec was asked, “What is habeus corpus?” She applied her greatest cognitive skills to say with conviction that, “Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country.” If they want to suspend that. I concur.
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Captain Cuda will know the truth from his Pentagram top military animals. Here is the acting Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff undergoing a rigorous lie-detecting session.

SecDef Pete "Captain Cuda" Hogsbreath sits in his SCIF/office at the Pentagram and enjoys his dirty line set up by a commercial internet service provider. The results of his makeup room are simply fabulous!

SecDef Pete "Captain Cuda" Hogsbreath, normally on the straight and narrow, has been somewhat tilted lately.
1. He “fucking polygraphed” the top squid in the Pentagram.
2. He installed a “dirty line” in his SCIF/office.
3. He had a make-up studio built so he always looks fabulous!
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When the P-Secretary was asked why senior overseers at the Pentagram were fired for spilling the tea to Le Cirque Médiatique, when the SecDef gave secrets away to everyone and is still employed. She just shrugged and we all understood: Pete's kinda dumb.

SecDef Pete "Captain Cuda" Hogsbreath's reflection in his iPhony as he chats to a reporter, his wife, and brother about being the master death dealer. Some say we are doomed.

The Mad King’s P-Secretary, Karoliar Levitate, said, “We fired those cretins at the Pentagram because they leaked slimy stuff to Le Cirque Médiatique.” When asked about SecDef Hogsbreath’s Signal chat sharing with a reporter, she said, ”Well Pete’s kinda dumb, sooo . . .”
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401Ks and other savings are flogged in the stockmark due to the Mad Toad King's econ policies. Out-of-touch TreSec Scott Beesent says, "Most people retiring now have their money in savings accounts, so they will be okay."

The Parasite Class, down in steerage, are told, "The beatings will continue until morale improves!"

The Mad Toad King’s spinners joined Le Cirque Médiatique as the main attraction. The best brains in the land said, “We don’t know what’s going to happen or how long the pain will last.” The Parasite Class in steerage are told, "The beatings will continue until morale improves!"
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This Trendy Agua Perrier lover was arrested for his tattoos thought to be representing the Tren De Aragua gang.

This barely teen is following the Ms. 13 movement which helps troubled young women.

This dual Trendy Agua lover was arrested for his tattoos thought to be representing the Tren De Aragua gang.

This barely teen is following the Ms. 13 movement which helps troubled young women.

DHSsec Kristi Nohome and her ICY minions have been disappearing some to ConCamps because of their choice of ink. They are targeting the Tren de Aragua and MS-13 gangs, but mistakes have been made. Here are some similar Trendy Agua and Ms. 13 tatts that are sowing confusion.
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SecDef Pete “Captain Cuda” Hogsbreath planned an attack on the Hotties in the Club of Whyemen. He is known for getting physical with them, so when he mistakenly sent them the plans, they had time to get away.

Jeff Goldbug of The Atlantica received detailed attack plans, but unlike SecDef Captain Cuda Hogsbreath, he did not share them with the world.

The Hotties in the Club of Whyemen got the attack plans from Cuda. They had endured his handsy physical attacks before and they were having none of it.

SecDef Pete “Captain Cuda” Hogsbreath texted Jeff Goldbug of The Atlantica, detailed plans for an attack on the Hotties in the Club of Whyemen. The plans included weapons, targets, and timing. Fortunately, the Hotties got the text too and bugged out. Only the best and brightest.
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Bobby Bear -- Your next wormhead at HHS.

The Low-Lords have advanced Bobby Bear to the Star Chamber of High-Lords. They have the superior knowledge to grok what doctor's do not: That a non-medical, whale beheading, roadkill relishing, anti-vaxxer, whose brain was eaten by a worm, knows everything about human health.
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