#karoliar
P-Secretary Karoliar Levitate floated the idea that because the Mad King is having dinner away from the Lily-White House, nobody should know who is paying him millions of coin for favors. Apparently, this dinner is outside the scope of his presidential perimeter.
In his bid for world domination, the Klepto Krypto King holds court with the wealthiest in the world.
When asked if the Lily-White House would provide names of attendees at the Mad Toad King’s corrupt crypto klepto dinner for the world’s wealthy, Karoliar Levitate replied, “Tonight, the King is attending it in his personal time. So, no, no names.” There goes his immunity.
#karoliar #mtkbest
As the story goes, KKKaroline FAILED to mention that Mango Mussolini had 34 felony convictions that would have brought some not so luxurious prison time at Rikers. But, he promised Elmo our federal gov't in exchange for a $250 mil donation and some Starlink hocus pocus. #KaroLIAR
When the P-Secretary was asked why senior overseers at the Pentagram were fired for spilling the tea to Le Cirque Médiatique, when the SecDef gave secrets away to everyone and is still employed. She just shrugged and we all understood: Pete's kinda dumb.
SecDef Pete "Captain Cuda" Hogsbreath's reflection in his iPhony as he chats to a reporter, his wife, and brother about being the master death dealer. Some say we are doomed.
The Mad King’s P-Secretary, Karoliar Levitate, said, “We fired those cretins at the Pentagram because they leaked slimy stuff to Le Cirque Médiatique.” When asked about SecDef Hogsbreath’s Signal chat sharing with a reporter, she said, ”Well Pete’s kinda dumb, sooo . . .”
#karoliar #mtkbest
I was wondering when we'd hear from #KaroLIAR.
Feudal Law-Lord Al Wazsup from the north of Gold Coastland
The Mad Toad King's P-Secretary, Karoliar Levitate, whines that Law-Lords have no say over anything the Mad King desires. “Because the King is the King!” ,she says to her children.
Feudal Law-Lord Al Wazsup from the north of Gold Coastland, has ordered the restoration of thousands of jobs for veterans and other Feudal workers. “HUZZAH!” ,cry the Good Folk. “Not so fast!” ,whines Karoliar Levitate. “The King is the King!” And no one noticed.
#mtkjudge #karoliar #feudwork
Yet another lie from White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt: "you see the cost of eggs is going down."
The economic reality: "Egg prices again reached a record high in February"
(apnews.com/article/eggs...)
#KarolineLeavitt #Karoliar #GOPLies #TrumpLies #eggs #eggprices
The Mad Toad King's P-Secretary, Karoliar Levitate.
The Mad King’s P-Secretary, Karoliar Levitate, elevated her Doublethink to a new art form when she said that President Muskrat would decide if there were any conflicts of interest with his Kingly contracts. Muskrat replied, “That’s not me, it’s SpaceX.” As if we wouldn’t notice.
#karoliar #mrat
Karoliar Levitate is the Mad King’s new P-Secretary. She wants to destroy the DEI devil.
Diversity--The devil of difference. DEI devils are everywhere! They have been causing mayhem throughout the land for the last four years!
Equity--the devil of fairness. DEI devils are everywhere! They have been causing mayhem throughout the land for the last four years!
Inclusion--The devil of society. DEI devils are everywhere! They have been causing mayhem throughout the land for the last four years!
And we thought the S.S.Picer was bad! Karoliar Levitate is the Mad King’s new P-Secretary. This wolf cub said, “DEI killed those people!” and “The Mad King is sending out his new IGGs. You can’t spell DEVIL without DEI.” Here are the 3 DEI devils she wants to wipe out.
#karoliar #deidie #madig