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De facto ex-President Muskrat put his super genius management skills to work and spent a lot of money to kill a lot of people. Now everyone hates Leon. He thinks he can work remotely from his diminishing Tesla star, but as his DODGY team liked to say, "Stop freeloading and get your ass back to the office!"

Muskrat's Tesla is burning to the ground in real time. He must save his baby, but he must also destroy the feudal agencies diminishing his wealth. Such a conundrum! One may reap what one sows.

Muskrat took the spines of the Cabalnet Secretaries and locked them away in his cabinet. TreSec Scott Beesent found the key and is the first to attempt reattachment of his atrophic spine. Muskrat is not pleased that a lesser billionaire would challenge him.

Soon-to-be ex-President Muskrat dueling with TreSec Scott Beesent in the White House. By all accounts, it was bloody, but no one died . . . yet. The Muskrat is humbled by being an employee.

President Muskrat’s self-inflicted impeachment isn’t going well. First, he got all DODGY. Then, his carriage company burned. Next, he de-spined the Secs in the Cabalnet. After that, he X’s out the King’s tariffs. And now, he’s dueling with TreSec Beesent in the White House. Only the best.
#mrat

The Mad Toad King is telling former President Muskrat to fuck off in so many words and deeds. This will get interesting.

Former President Muskrat's sniveling is red meat for the Mad King. He smells the weakness. He knows the Muskrat does not have the courage of his convictions. Will he burn his bridges in a bid to save his billions?

Fuck Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go So make the best of this test, and don't ask why It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time It's something unpredictable But in the end, is right I hope you had the time of your life So take the photographs and still frames in your mind Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time Tattoos of memories, and dead skin on trial For what it's worth, it was worth all the while It's something unpredictable But in the end, is right I hope you had the time of your life

And the Good Folk sing, "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye!" Muskrat replies, "I'm glad to go, I cannot tell a lie, I flit, I float, I fleetly flee, I fly."

The Mad King is saying FU to former President Muskrat. “Fuck. Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road,” ponders Muskrat. Green’s Good Riddance mocks the Musky one. “I hope you had the time of your life.” To many, it is the sound of music. “So long, Fare Well, Auf Wiedersehn, Goodbye!”
#mrat

December 2017: As Muskrat predicted; Teslas on autopilot on their way from LA to NYC

2018: “By 2019 Autopilot will be 100% - 200% safer than a person.” Tesla Autopilot in action.

2020: The year Tesla Robotaxis arrived in the city.

2025: President Leon Muskrat occupies his ass on Mars. We hope.

Super-genius President Leon Muskrat is lauded for his future telling. 2017: “LA to NYC on Autopilot by end of year.” 2018: “By 2019 Autopilot will be 100%/200% safer than you.” 2019: Tesla Robotaxis by 2020.” 2016: “Mars Launch 2024 and landing 2025.” We may not see that one. "It's so hard!"
#mrat

President Muskrat's Xplicator for the Parasite Class only provides the basics.

President Muskrat has promised a time when we can, "literally just have anything you want!” I can't wait for his Xplicators to come online next year!

The massive twin horned Xplicator President Muskrat has planned for cities that buy his stock.

President Muskrat will bring prosperity to all with his super-genius Xplicator.

President Muskrat begged his servants not to sell Tesla stock. He said, “Imagine a future of abundance for all. Where you could literally just have anything you want!” Is it possible the super-genius has created a Star Trek-like Replicator (Xplicator) to serve our every need? Huzzah! Huzzah!
#mrat

This is President Muskrat's Special K-fueled “Demon Mode” Phase I, during which he wants to "OCCUPY ANY ASS!" for some unknown reason. (c)ZMT

This is President Muskrat's Special K-fueled “Demon Mode” Phase II, during which he wants everyone to "OCCUPY his ASS!" for obvious reasons. (c)ZMT

Following the occupation of his ass, President Muskrat crashes from his Special K-fueled “Demon Mode”. He needs to rest until his next ass bender. (c)ZMT

President Muskrat is famous for his “Demon Mode”, during which he phases through various levels of Special K-fueled tirades coupled with glitches caused by his Nerolink download buffering. No one has been able to capture these phases.
Until now! See the exclusive images from ZMT below!
#mrat #mtkzmt

These Sweet little Dodgy doggies are working for free at the USDA! Their altruism must be applauded and emulated. Their cybernetic enhancements make them far superior workers.

These Sweet little Dodgy doggies are working for free at the Social Security Administration! They have only your best interests at heart.

These cybernetically enhanced little Dodgy doggies are working for free at the Medicaid / Medicare servers! How can they afford to do this? Don't they have families? Their sacrifice is heroic!

Aside from the altruistic nature of DODGY Doggies, DODGY is saving coin by replacing Feudal workers with Cyber Dodgy Doggies. They work for free 24/7, and they've been GROKed!

President Muskrat, AKA Muskrat, said about DODGY, “Indeed, this will be tedious work, make lots of enemies and pay is zero.” We must applaud their work ethic and the altruistic sacrifice of forgoing a salary to MAGA! Here are some of the sweet DODGY Dogs working gratis.
#dodgyswamp #mrat #feudwork

The Mad Toad King bombs President Muskrat in the Oval.

The spines of the Mad Toad King's Cabalnet in President Muskrat's cabinet.

The Mad Toad King convened a Cabalnet meeting to present President Muskrat with a very special gift: The spines of Pete Hogsbreath, Bobby Bear, Tulsi Petunia Gabbsalot, Pam Bandicoot, Marco-POLO! Rubi-con, Kristi Nohome, and the rest. Now President Muskrat has his own cabinet.
#mtkcabal #mrat

When President Muskrat's companies take over the FAA, the new motto will be "Hope and Prayers"

Mayhem -- Breaking something because you can't figure out how it works, and then Frankensteining it together again is not efficient or safe.

The Mad King and President Muskrat are omnipotent when deciding conflicts of interest. Muskrat says, “Only my companies can keep aeroplanes flying!” The FAA motto was, “Safety is our Passion”. But now it is not. Nothing to see here folks. Move along. Times they are a changin’.
#mtkfaa #mrat

President Muskrat claims that, “150-year-old vampires are receiving coin!”

Steffon Nosferatu Miller, The Dark Angel of Deportation with his family of 150 year-old vampires. They are draining the life blood of Anu'mericans through their fraudulent Social Security payments.

The Mad King said, “ ’I’ will never touch Social Security.” Then he said to Muskrat, “Go touch Social Security.” Muskrat claims that, “150-year-old vampires are receiving coin!” If that is the case, then we have a very good idea who it is: The family of Steffon Nosferatu Miller.
#mtkoasdi #mrat

President Muskrat is cutting without precision or care.

DODGY cabal of Swamp Dog incels wading through the carnage scooping up the bloody remnants to create a Frankenstein for Muskrat to control.

President Muskrat wants to create a swampy deep state monster from the remnants of feudal agencies.

Official motto of DODGY, "Nothing to see here folks, move along."

President Muskrat is proud to take a chainsaw to feudal agencies. His DODGY cabal of Swamp Dog incels are wading through the carnage scooping up the bloody remnants to create a Frankenstein for Muskrat to control. But we all know how that ends. The subjects are pissed.
#dodgyswamp #mrat #feudwork

President Muskrat is using SwampX to control the Deep State and using the Deep State to control the flow of coin to SwampX.

President Muskrat's SwampX is looming large in the swamp. It will get bloody.

“Pure eXcrement!”, cried President Muskrat through his blowhorn. “The CEO of SwampX is NOT menacing with the King’s retribution.”, he said. “Social media is being controlled by the deep state.”, the crickets cried. The crickets are silent when social media is controlling the deep state.
#mtkx #mrat

Imp, High-Lord of Bamablama, Tommy "Tinky Winky" Teletubbyville begs President Muskrat for alms.

President Muskrat is doling out the cash. Of course, there's always the vig.

Ass kissing for alms already given by himself, Imp High-Lord of Bamablama, Tommy "Tinky Winky" Teletubbyville says, “I know I have to beg President Muskrat for alms, hence the kneepads in all of my pants. One never knows when the Muskrat needs a good swallowing.” Rat keeps the vig.
#ttinkwink #mrat

Younglings receiving feudal nutrition aid. PARASITES!

Disabled Veterans PARASITES!

The elderly and injured. PARASITES!

Disabled Children and amputees. PARASITES!

President Muskrat has declared that anyone receiving feudal aid is the “parasite class”. “90% of the King’s subjects love DODGY!” He lied. 30% of the King’s subjects receive feudal aid. He doesn’t count his subsidies. I guess math is not his strong suit. Meet: The Parasite Class
#mtkpclass #mrat

Official patch of DODGY. Official motto of DODGY, "Nothing to see here folks, move along."

President Muskrat and his cabal of incel DODGY Swamp Dogs fired 300 NNSA nuclear support personnel without knowing what their jobs were. Up in the sky we see. WW3 by idiocracy.

Following SECDEF Hogsbreath’s public display of incompetence at OTAN HQ, President Muskrat and his cabal of incel DODGY Swamp Dogs fired 300 NNSA nuclear support personnel without knowing what their jobs were. Heil Muskrat, the wanna be Dr. StrangeMuskratLove. WW3 by idiocracy.
#dodgyswamp #mrat

President Muskrat's Orwellian super genius IQ is gaslit and he wants to share. #cancelelonmusk

“If ANY judge ANYWHERE can stop EVERY Presidential action EVERYWHERE, we do NOT live in a democracy,” President Muskrat eXcreted. His Orwellian super genius IQ is gaslit, and he wants to share. Muskrat only knows democracy from his teen homeland, Sud Afrikaa. He should go back.
#mrat #mtkjudge

The Mad Toad King's P-Secretary, Karoliar Levitate.

The Mad King’s P-Secretary, Karoliar Levitate, elevated her Doublethink to a new art form when she said that President Muskrat would decide if there were any conflicts of interest with his Kingly contracts. Muskrat replied, “That’s not me, it’s SpaceX.” As if we wouldn’t notice.
#karoliar #mrat

President Musk in the Oval Office allowing the Mad Toad King to sit at his Resolute Desk

Official patch of the DODGY Swamp Dogs manipulating your lives.

President Muskrat allowed the Mad King to sit at the Resolute desk and croak a few words. Then Muskrat got to running the kingdom. He said, “The purpose of DODGY and my presidency is to restore democracy.” Simple Doublethink for plutocracy. He spoke 3,”666” words. No coincidences.
#mrat #dodgyswamp

Muskrat on the cover of TIME magazine.

Muskrat has officially been declared President by edict of the Mad Toad King. He is remaking Anu’merica to match the homeland of his youth: Sud Afrikaa. A part hide and a part seek, Muskrat is quick to use his new powers. Separate but equal is not just for the branches of government.
#mrat #mtkgrok

Dark Goth MAGA Muskrat is unleashing his AI, GROK, into the kingdom's computer systems. He controls the algorithm.

GROK Deepstate-- Muskrat's self-serving AI.

Heed Hawking: Muskrat has taken control of the kingdom’s computer networks. He intends to grok us all by unleashing his algorithm-controlled, self-serving AI into those systems. He is now in control of every aspect of your life. Meet your new AI overlord: GROK Deepstate
#mtkgrok #unebur #mrat

Muskrat now controls all of the King's coffers and will decide how to dole the alms. He and his cronies are going to make trillions.

Once again Muskrat has recruited some Dodgy Swamp Dogs to do his dirty work at the Treasury. They are going to make trillions.

Muskrat has complete control of the King’s coffers. His sub-minions are busy installing back doors. When that is discovered, he will activate the ransomware he has installed. The first phase of his evil plan for world domination is complete: Control Anu'merica's economy.
#mtkcoffer #mrat #dodgyswamp

Muskrat and his X-Humans, now installed at the Office of Personnel Management (OPM), believe they are evolutionarily superior. They intend to replace a solid state with a deeply hidden and controlled state.

Muskrat and his X-Humans, now installed at the Office of Personnel Management (OPM), believe they are evolutionarily superior. They intend to replace a solid state with a deeply hidden and controlled state.

Muskrat and his X-Humans, now installed at the Office of Personnel Management (OPM), believe they are evolutionarily superior. They intend to replace a solid state with a deeply hidden and controlled state.

Muskrat and his X-Humans believe in their Homo superior selves. “Remember the Golden Rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules!”, the new unelected bureaucrat at OPM says as he forces the masses to his will. The solid state is replaced by the deep state.
#unebur #mrat #dodgyswamp #deepstate #deidie

Muskrat transformed after he lost his Nerolink connection with Swampy.

DODGY is recruiting! Become a DODGY SWAMP DOG!

Now that Swampy has left DODGY and removed his Nerolink, he and Muskrat are no longer twinsies. Muskrat is getting back to his old Muskratty self. He’s always had stars in his eyes, but a new stargate won’t get him to Mars. He’ll have to fight off the competition regardless of what Daddy says.
#mrat

Muskrat: Uncover the strategic decision behind Tesla’s choice to expand operations in Mexico.

EV rollbacks allow Anu'merica carriage producers to expand their coal-burning vehicle manufacturing.

Muskrat at his Giga-lo factory in the Southlands.

The Mad King has promised to tax imports to his Kingdom of Anu'merica for more jobs. The other kingdoms retaliate. Carriages made within Anu'merica are taxed royally. Muskrat bypasses this by creating a new giga-lo factory in the Southland. EV rollbacks allow for larger coal vehicles.
#Oligs #mrat