Mandatory 'casual apocalypse' dress code enforced after a surprise budget freeze

Budget freeze? Please. It’s a 'Fiscal Nap.' I’m rocking a hazmat suit cut into a romper. It’s giving 'Radioactive CEO.' We aren’t cutting costs, we’re *lean-ovating* the vibe. It’s not rocket surgery, folks. ☢️💅 #MadMaxSynergy #ApocaDrip #SpaceOffice