PS- drop by #SatMat this Saturday afternoon for some Béla Lugosi & Boris Karloff #horror #FilmNoir (info⤵️)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud

WHERE ARE THESE SKINS COMING FROM?!
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #FunInBalloonLand

This monstrosity comes to use from a local station somewhere near 1965 era Philadelphia which explains uh.. nothing
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I can only assume that the announcer in “Fun in Balloon Land” is a grown up Thumbelina from “Santa and The Ice Cream Bunny”. Not a happy assumption but nothing about this is.
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Please lady, I’ll give you $ or drugs or cigarettes or food- anything you want to make this stop😩
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #FunInBalloonLand

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Annd now it’s time for the parade
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JFC this gets worse the more times you watch it
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And now the reason we’re all here: to get our brains melted by the horrors of “Fun in Balloons Land” (1965) (youtu.be/3cpSYje53H0?...)
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Keeping with the patriotism, this is “America the Beautiful”- Mariachi style! (youtu.be/bJt4UKI0ZcM?...)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #Mariachi

Nothing like music to soothe us after “Santa and The Ice Cream Bunny”.. here’s The Grateful Dead and Los Lobos with their take “This Land is Your Land” live from the parking lot next to their tour vehicles (youtu.be/I306bJzW0aA?...)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #LosLobos #TheGratefulDead

Canadian icon Eugene Levy with an “SCTV” #Thanksgiving Fact… A Canadian fact (youtu.be/jzXt6nwPvXY?...)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #SCTV #EugeneLevy

Very thankful that’s over! Here’s the beloved and very dearly missed Oneida actor & activist Graham Greene with a very important commercial (youtu.be/j3QOM4JxZQo?...)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #GrahamGreene #RIPGrahamGreene

I hear sirens but help isn’t coming 😩
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #SantaAndTheIceCreamBunny

I don’t feel okay about these people having access to a real dog
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #SantaAndTheIceCreamBunny

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Remember 2hrs ago when Sammo Hung was a kung fu master chef??
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Men will make the abomination that is “Santa and The Ice Cream Bunny” instead of going to therapy or at least just doing nothing
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“There’s certainly nothing to fear…”
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Not sorry about the picture quality of this one; sometimes film decay saves us from further horrors
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my mother tried to get on me about my wearing a white long sleeve shirt under my dress tonight but it’s going to be cold and it’s either wear this or become an ice cube so
#Skanksgiving #Marathud

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#Skanksgiving #Marathud #SantaAndTheIceCreamBunny

"There's a very good reason for Santa not being here..."
I've never been so envious of a fictional fat old man
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #SantaandtheIceCreamBunny

Our next feature presentation is the #Skanksgiving holiday classic: “Santa and The Ice Cream Bunny” BUT to give us a reprieve it’s #RIffTrax style! (youtu.be/hw1GxIQqp84?...)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #SantaAndTheIceCreamBunny #RIffTrax #MST3K

Here’s to everyone manning their workplace solo this #Thankgiving (youtu.be/AgtGKq1Taj0?...)
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Some people make #Thankgiving leftover sandwiches, early 90s Conan O’Brien & Co. make them put on a show (youtu.be/2qjx51qVInM?...) - the more dramatic the better!
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Idk why end‘s so sudden🤷🏽‍♀️…anyway,here’s #SNL’s “Vincent Price’s #Thanksgiving Special” w/Bill Hader as Vincent Price, Kristen Wiig as Judy Garland,Fred Armisen as Ricky Ricardo/Desi Arnaz,Eva Longoria as Lucille Ball &Horatio Sanz🤮as Hitchcock (youtu.be/5vjMnm_JIOs?...)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud

This episode of “The Bear” is weird
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #KungFuChefs

I’m extremely certain that Sammo Hung’s wardrobe in this film is just whatever clothing he woke up in
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #KungFuChefs

Due to being a rather low budget affair, “Kung Fu Chefs” (2009) utilizes a lot of fantasy sequences rife with cheap SFX to move things along
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The dude log rolling down the stairs 😂😂😂
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My cousin Frankie went to culinary school after she graduated college and she said that it’s a zillion times more difficult and more stressful than even the biggest crunch time when she was getting her architecture degree
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #KungFuChefs