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I hear sirens but help isn’t coming 😩
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I don’t feel okay about these people having access to a real dog
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Men will make the abomination that is “Santa and The Ice Cream Bunny” instead of going to therapy or at least just doing nothing
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a person is running with a large red flag in a field . ALT: a person is running with a large red flag in a field .

“There’s certainly nothing to fear…”
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Not sorry about the picture quality of this one; sometimes film decay saves us from further horrors
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a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes . ALT: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .

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"There's a very good reason for Santa not being here..."
I've never been so envious of a fictional fat old man
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Our next feature presentation is the #Skanksgiving holiday classic: “Santa and The Ice Cream Bunny” BUT to give us a reprieve it’s #RIffTrax style! (youtu.be/hw1GxIQqp84?...)
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Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny, 1972

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'This is the best known of Santa's many homes and offices.'
Bill: "Kids love Santa's office!"

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Mike: "AGHHHHHHH! ALL SHALL FALL BEFORE THE TERRIBLE WRATH OF CUSTARD! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! AGGGGGGHHHHHHH!"

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'Meowch! cried Ink, and Ooh! cried Belinda, for there was a pirate, climbing in the winda.'
Kevin: "Fresh from his shift at Foot Locker, apparently."

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'The Tale Of Custard The Dragon, by Ogden Nash.'
Bill: "Ogden Nash: voted poet whose name most sounds like a winter clothing catalog."

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Mike: "Holy crap, Santa is INSANE!"

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'So you see, children, monkeys are very much like you in many ways. Except one.'
'What way is that?'
'They KNOW they're monkeys, but you don't.'
Bill: "Santa, you're kind of a dick, aren't you?"

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Bill: "Yeah, nothing says Christmas like watching a chimp lick dripping goo!"

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Mike: "You folks really feelin' the holiday spirit right about now?"

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'And no matter how he tried, he can't get away from those bad monkeys.'
Mike: "Bad Monkees, like Peter Tork?"

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'Hahahahahaha!'
Kevin: "Yeah, you wouldn't be laughin' if you could see Mrs. Claus and the elves right about now!"

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"Ughhh, this is so much easier at the poor families' houses!"

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🎶They watch movies and then make up jokes about them!
And tell their jokes to microphones!
Put the jokes into a file, on a secret server deep beneath a mountain.
Protected by the Ice Cream Bunny!🎶

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