Political Profile: Markwayne Mullin Markwayne Mullin has been nominated to succeed Kristi Noem as the secretary of homeland security. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the senator from Oklahoma. Ethnicity: Brother-in-La...

Political Profile: Markwayne Mullin #Markwhine

Why Sen. Markwayne Mullin always carries a pink bouncy ball Sen. Markwayne Mullin, the Oklahoma Republican and DHS secretary nominee, has long carried a pink rubber bouncy ball everywhere he goes.

JFC, what an idiot:
Needs a pacifier, but also thinks he deserves to be a Cabinet secretary: #Markwhine

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