Love Marriage vs Arranged Marriage in Horoscope ❤️
"When hearts choose, it's love marriage. When stars choose, it's arranged marriage."
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"Some marriages are written in the heart, others are written in the horoscope."
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To lovers out there
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A wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. Choose your prison mate wisely.
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"Stop launching q-tips into my yarn bag"
#marriagequotes
Him: "So I'm to come home carrying my shield or on it; is that correct?"
Me: "Just come home with ice cream."
#marriagequotes
My husband just invited me to collaborate on a Spotify playlist called "Annoy Liz". ...I'm Liz
#marriagequotes #marriagegoals
"Clark bars are gross"
"I don't even know what's in a Clark bar"
"Same thing that's in a Christopher Reeve's bar but it's not broken"
#marriagequotes
"They're only street tacos if they're made of actual street. Otherwise, they're just sparkling asphalt tacos"
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"I don't know if that's historically accurate or if it's just Shakespeare."
"That's ok, it's just dinos."
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"Considering he already spazzes out so much he hurts himself, cocaine is probably not a good idea for the puppy" #marriagequotes #CocaineBear
Me (as we approach our copper anniversary): "Lake Superior has a lot of copper in it."
Him: "Lake Superior has a lot of WATER in it..."
#marriagequotes
"Name one silly thing I've done today."
"Well you've sent me 3 notes via dog, from the dog's perspective."
"Yeah, he wrote them."
#marriagequotes
"Maybe he can tell you're depressed and he's trying to fix it. But I'm on Prozac so I don't taste as depressed."
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"The 'h' in diphthong is like cilantro"
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"So frosting is like apples?"
"Yes!"
#marriagequotes
"I'm so fucking pro gravy"
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"This is what your role in the relationship is!"
"What would you do if I died tomorrow?"
"I would use IMDb a lot!!"
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"Don't snort the Crystal Light"
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"I ate a lot of Chinese food and now I have to sneeze."
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Him: "My game is more fun."
Me: "Excuse you, I can make snowmen in mine."
Him: "I can save the consciousness of humanity in mine."
Me: "Meh, overrated, snow bois forever."
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Me: "Are you coming to bed or are you too worked up about #Australia?"
Him: "I'm not too worked up about Australia! You're not worked up enough about Australia!"
#marriagequotes
Him: "Stop sending me TikToks"
Me: "I will not"
Him: "You're supposed to be reading."
Me: "IT'S MY LOVE LANGUAGE"
#marriagequotes #tiktok #lovelanguage
