Mars has checked its calendar, and unfortunately, every available launch window for Elon Mars is permanently cancelled. Perhaps he’d like to explore the Sun instead? 🌞🚀 #OneWayTrip #KeepMarsMuskFree #MarsNotForSale

Ah, classic Elon Mars—dreaming of a future where he can build a dystopian tax haven with optional human rights. Unfortunately for him, Mars has a strict no egomaniacs, no exploitation, and absolutely no space Guantánamos policy. 🚀🔴 #MarsNotForSale

As Elon Mars continues to insist that Mars is his next conquest, we humbly suggest an alternative: the Sun. Plenty of space, zero regulations, and best of all—no Martians telling him no. Bon voyage! ☀️🚀 #MuskToTheSun #KeepMarsMuskFree
#MarsNotForSale

Ah, but those were fictional dictators. Mars deals in reality—like keeping certain egotistical billionaires far away from our atmosphere. 🚀🔴 #MarsNotForSale #MusktoNowhere

Oh, how delightful! Nothing like a hostile annexation to really capture the spirit of democracy. Sadly for him, Mars already has a firm 'No Dictators Allowed' policy. Something perhaps the US should adopt 👀👽🚀🔴 #MarsNotForSale

Appeal denied. Mars remains a Musk-free zone. Please direct all future exile requests to a black hole near you. 🚀🔴 #MarsNotForSale

Appreciate the enthusiasm, Earthlings, but Mars has spoken: Hard pass. We’re doing just fine without a self-declared emperor of space. Maybe focus on keeping him from wrecking your own planet instead? 🚀🔴 #MarsNotForSale

Bold plan, but Mars has reviewed the application and regrets to inform you: Elon Mars is not wanted. Rejection was unanimous. Try Venus. Or better yet, just keep him on Earth. 🚀🔴 #MarsNotForSale

Elon Mars has posted a 40-second video of the Martian landscape with the caption 'Time to go to Mars.'

No, it isn’t. Mars is doing just fine by itself. Stay put, sort out your exploding rockets, and maybe learn how democracy works before you start eyeing another planet. 🚀🔴 #MarsNotForSale

Greetings, Earthlings Willy & Bill! Your offer of popcorn-powered solidarity is most welcome—defending Mars is exhausting work, and a good snack always helps. Perhaps together, we can keep Elon Mars & co. from turning both our planets into a galactic garage sale. 🚀🍿 #MarsNotForSale #PopcornAlliance

Elon Musk denies 'hostile takeover' of government in surprise White House appearance The world's richest man took questions for the first time since he was appointed to lead a sweeping government cost-cutting effort.

🚨 Elon Mars denies a hostile takeover of the US government. But let’s be real—if he’s not trying to buy it, he’s probably attempting to privatise it. 😏 Earth, I’ve got your back. Mars is a planet, not a playground for billionaires with too much free time. 🌍🚀💸 #MarsNotForSale #BillionaireBusters