Hi BlueSky! Do you like Mass Effect? Do you like Mass Effect fanfics? Well, here you go:
www.wattpad.com/story/402120...
Takes place right after ME3, so spoiler alert if you haven’t played that yet.
Do I use hashtags? I’m not sure, but in case I should: #MassEffect #MassEffectFanFic
Can’t lie — writing "Mass Erect: A Blasto to Remember" is the most fun I’ve had since Shepard crashed a council meeting in full body glitter.
Cephalopods. Ex-boyfriends. Space pheromones. I’m in heaven.
Thanks for reading, you filthy miracles.
#RipRoverRidesAgain
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#GayButInSpace
🚀 Update
‼️ Chapter 3 is live, you magnificent perverts.
🦑 Blasto interrogates. Vaeros deflects. Garrus broods.
👕 Tension? High. Boundaries? Blurry. Shirts? Optional.
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/672906...
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Tried writing action today. Accidentally wrote longing glances behind cover. Again.
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‼️ Update 🚀
Chapter 2 is live, Earth-clan. 🦑
The hanar hits the fan. More pheromones. More posturing. Garrus might be jealous. Blasto might be into it.
Read at your own risk (or arousal).
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/67290622
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It’s live, Earth-clan.
Chapter One of Mass Erect: A Blasto to Remember has dropped on AO3.
Explosions. Innuendo. Cephalopod justice.
Read it. Regret it. Leave a comment while emotionally compromised.
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Mass Erect: A Blasto to Remember is live on AO3!
By RipRover | 719 words | Chapter 1/?
Mature | Garrus/OC | Featuring: Blasto, Garrus Vakarian
Blasto goes undercover. A brooding turian tries to quit. Garrus makes it weird.
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/67290622
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AO3 systems online, Earth-clan.
Rip Rover has officially docked at Archive of Our Own.
First fic incoming --
"Mass Erect: A Blasto to Remember" — equal parts chaos, canon crimes, and cephalopod seduction.
Brace yourselves.
#AO3Bound #MassEffectFanFic #RipRoverRidesAgain #Blasto
Happy (belated) 4th of July from your favorite emotionally unstable Spectre.
No fireworks here — just biotic explosions, repressed feelings, and Garrus in a tank top.
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Hey Earth-clan. Rip Rover here!
Writing a Mass Effect parody fic: emotional chaos, light homoeroticism, maybe some fish.
Updates + daily nonsense incoming.
Full fic will hit AO3 when ready.
No war crimes, just war feels.
#RipRoverRidesAgain #MassEffectFanFic #GayButInSpace #AO3Bound
Just finished a 6k word scene where two men almost touch hands. That's the real endgame.
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