Tried to write a quiet dialogue scene.
Instead the HSS Ravager sprouted mood lighting, L1PZ started humming love ballads, and Garrus knocked over a medigel crate.
I’ve lost control of my own fic. Again. 🛸 🎶 💥
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🎙️ In a galaxy of pheromones and bad decisions…
🚀 Chapter 18 has ARRIVED on AO3.
Garrus shimmers. Vaeros smolders.
And the final moment? Pure hanar. 🦑✨
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The HSS Ravager is purring.
L1PZ is glowing.
Someone’s about to get emotionally disarmed and physically thrown against a "bulkhead."
Just another Tuesday in the galaxy. 🛸💫💥
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Tried to write a serious character moment today.
🛑💥 Blasto kicked in the door mid-sentence and started monologuing about tentacle etiquette 🐙🧼
I just work here.
#RipRoverRidesAgain 🚀 #MassEffect 👽 #FanFiction ✍️
🚀 Chapter 17 is up!
This was a fun one! I think you all will enjoy it, horndogs and comedians, alike!
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🚀 If you think I’m above giving a spaceship a horny AI voice 🤖 and a tragic backstory, you are deeply mistaken.
💋 L1PZ is on the case with Blasto and Co.!
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I cannot be distracted by the horny, today! MUST. POST. CHAPTER.
🍆 💦 unnngghh! 😤
Ok! It's done!
🚀 CHAPTER 16 IS UP! The next installment of "Mass Erect: A Blasto to Remember" is online at AO3!
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Today’s writing goal: 500 words.
Today’s actual progress: a single paragraph and a mental image of Vaeros shirtless in a hallway with mood lighting.
I’ve done my duty.
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The fish tank is calm. I am not.
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If this fic ends in disaster, know that it was always going to. I just dressed it in leather and gave it a name.
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Reminder: I’m not in control of this story. The characters are. I’m just the idiot typing while Garrus and Blasto have a stare-down in my skull.
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Wrote a line so horny and emotionally devastating I had to go outside and touch a wall.
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🚀 Chapter 12 is up on AO3!
🦑 Garrus Vakarian standing in the middle of an increasingly aroused Cerberus cuddle cult, trying desperately not to get involved in a guided intimacy exercise.
💧 It's affirmatively musky.
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🚀 Chapter 11 is live, and it’s a mess (the hot kind).
🦑 Blasto investigates. Garrus broods. Vaeros bleeds.
🍆 Allegiances shift. Tensions spike.
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💥 Double drop: Chapters 9 & 10 are live.
🥩 One heated argument. One questionable alliance. Zero pants.
💣 The Ravager’s corridors are tight. So are the tempers.
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🚨 Thursday
Scene got too hot. Had to stand outside. In the rain. With a datapad. Still finished it.
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Hello, earth-clan! I forgot to post my Wednesday motivational blurb. So here it is, a day late! Now you get two!
💔 Wednesday
Writing dialogue where no one says what they mean, everyone’s shirtless, and the fish are judging. Midweek energy.
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🧼 Tuesday
Blasto just threatened a salarian with a scented candle. I regret nothing.
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🚀 Chapter 8 is live, you glorious space degenerates.
🐑 The Ravager makes her entrance. Garrus makes it personal. Blasto makes it weird (again).
💺 Strap in. Or out. Up to you.
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🚀 Chapter 7 is live, and things are getting sweatier, snarkier, and significantly more tentacular.
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🐟 If you're not caught up --perfect time to dive in.
🦑 Locker rooms. Ex-lovers. Blasto. You’ve been warned.
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🌌 Monday
Started the week by rereading my own fic and getting jealous on behalf of Garrus. That’s normal, right?
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Can’t lie — writing "Mass Erect: A Blasto to Remember" is the most fun I’ve had since Shepard crashed a council meeting in full body glitter.
Cephalopods. Ex-boyfriends. Space pheromones. I’m in heaven.
Thanks for reading, you filthy miracles.
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#MassEffectFanFic
#GayButInSpace
🚀 UPDATE
‼️ Triple-drop, Earth-clan! A nice solid arc for the first mission!
😰 Chapter 4:
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🫠 Chapter 5:
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👾 Chapter 6:
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🚀 Update
‼️ Chapter 3 is live, you magnificent perverts.
🦑 Blasto interrogates. Vaeros deflects. Garrus broods.
👕 Tension? High. Boundaries? Blurry. Shirts? Optional.
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Tried writing action today. Accidentally wrote longing glances behind cover. Again.
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‼️ Update 🚀
Chapter 2 is live, Earth-clan. 🦑
The hanar hits the fan. More pheromones. More posturing. Garrus might be jealous. Blasto might be into it.
Read at your own risk (or arousal).
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Feeling celebratory. Can't wait to share the rest of "Blasto" with the world. #MassEffect
Just punched a reaper in a dream, drank coffee that tasted like starship coolant, and wrote 300 words of emotionally vulnerable Turian foreplay.
Today? Today we win.
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It’s live, Earth-clan.
Chapter One of Mass Erect: A Blasto to Remember has dropped on AO3.
Explosions. Innuendo. Cephalopod justice.
Read it. Regret it. Leave a comment while emotionally compromised.
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AO3 systems online, Earth-clan.
Rip Rover has officially docked at Archive of Our Own.
First fic incoming --
"Mass Erect: A Blasto to Remember" — equal parts chaos, canon crimes, and cephalopod seduction.
Brace yourselves.
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Happy (belated) 4th of July from your favorite emotionally unstable Spectre.
No fireworks here — just biotic explosions, repressed feelings, and Garrus in a tank top.
#IndependenceDay #MassEffectFanFic #GayButInSpace #RipRoverRidesAgain
