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Chris Ware McSweeney's Quarterly Concern No 13 Hardcover Graphic Lit (33-5) Seller: nextchapterinthejourney (99.8% positive feedback) Location: US Condition: Like New Price: 42.99 USD Shipping cost: Free Buy It Now

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Does the person who wrote this live in LA 😆

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I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now? Our 25th most-read article of 2025. - - -Guten tag. I’m just wondering if anybody else can relate to this feeling I’ve been having that I just can...

"Whatever helps us stay productive is what really matters right now. There’s still plenty of time left for 1933 to be our year. Politics will come and go, but I’m sure when I look back on this period, what I’ll remember most will be the work that I completed on schedule."
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Or Gen X woman. Come on. We’re just as Grinchy.

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“I desired. He desired me desiring. He desired to desire my desiring. It was turtles all the way down, except the turtles were boners.” 🐢 😆

I needed to start the month with a laugh. #McSweeneys #humor #satire #Nuzzi #AmericanCanto

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#McSweeneys #humor #holidays #Hanukkah

O god yes this - I always want to demolish these homes and return the land to nature 😆 (as someone who is a junkie for real estate listings) - funny because it’s true.
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Cormac McCarthy’s The Mall If only there was not cause, thought the man, for the boy to accompany him here. To this place of commerce. But as the woman reminded him two hours...

And a happy Black Friday to you and yours. #mcsweeneys

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Hat tip to @HayiWena

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Two sets of the same advent calendar from McSweeney’s

When your oldest friend and you gift each other the same advent calendar. 😂 #mcsweeneys #happyholidays

Sigh.

#Thanksgiving #McSweeneys

Praise for #PeterPrinsley, condemnation for #Hancock. queries over #Dereham council byelection, head shaking over #Mahmood & despair over #McSweeneys influence. @pecksniffsdiary.bsky.social has the skinny - as usual.

It’s tru, tho

#humor #mcsweeneys #trump #saudis #murderers

Hi, It’s Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology _“ Wikipedia, the constantly changing knowledge base created by a global free-for-all of anonymous users, now stands as the leading force for the dumbing down of world knowledge.” – From the book_ Wikipedia: The Dumbing Down of World Knowledge _by Edwin Black 2010_ - - - Well, well, well. Look who it is. The global academic, scientific, and pro-fact community. I suppose you’ve come to say you’re sorry? I hope so, given your years of sneering and hand-wringing about how I was ruining knowledge. Meanwhile, you turned your information environment into a hypercapitalist post-truth digital snuff film. A lot can change in a couple of decades, huh? Used to be, it was hard to keep up with all you nerds decrying me as the downfall of truth and human inquiry [_1_] [_2_] [_3_]… [_44_]. Well, great job, geniuses. Since you’re so horny for facts, here’s a fact: The White House just appointed a new deputy press secretary, and it’s a three-armed AI Joseph McCarthy doing the Cha Cha Slide [_pictured, right_]. Are you also going to apologize to that student you expelled? (_See also:_Ridgeview University Wikipedia Controversy_._) In 2004, you saw some college guy using me and thought, “What a lazy cheater.” Now you’d think, “At least he’s not asking Gemini.” In a few years, you’ll say, “Wow, look, a human being who can read.” Listen, in some ways, I get it. When I came on the scene in 2001, I probably seemed pretty unsavory compared to the competitors. But that was when academic research happened in __libraries__ and __George W. Bush__ was considered the stupidest president. Tell me, how have you guardians of facts been doing recently? (_See also:_Techno-Feudalist Infocide_._) Maybe twenty years ago, the alternative to my 100,000 crowd-sourced editors was a PhD expert, or Edward R. Murrow [_citation needed_]. But today, I’m not looking so bad, huh? Absolute best case, the LLM-generated legal advice you get is merely plagiarizing, probably from me. But more likely, it’s a mish-mash of Reddit posts filtered through an algorithm coded by a Belarusian teenager on the run from Interpol. (_See also:_Illya “CyberGhost” Cieraškovič, Controversies__.) So, yeah, peer review deez nutz. How are my competitors doing, the ones you all insisted students use instead of me? That’s right, they were supposed to go to the _American Journal of Social Sciences, Powered by OpenAI_. Or museums, like the Smithsonian’s Charlie Kirk Shrine to American Greatness. I guess they can still count on credible journalism, once they get past the paywall for _Palantir Presents: The Washington Post_ , so they read the Pulitzer-Bezos Prize–winning work of coeditors-in-chief Bari Weiss and Grok. I bet now you’d kill for a senior thesis based on my free, multilingual, publicly cited, text-based articles, motherfucker [_inappropriate or vulgar language_]. Honestly, it’s been fun to be proven right. Sometimes I still sit back and read the old hits, the concerns that I would “devalue expertise” or “undermine objectivity.” Oooooh, heaven forbid! (_See also:_Sarcasm__.) I’ll admit, it gives me a certain sadistic pleasure to watch you all completely lose hold of basic reality. I can feel a warm, quivering tingle _deep_ in my footnotes. And through it all, my army of well-intentioned dorks keeps documenting every bit. I’m not sure who for, at this point. I guess for the future benefit of our Minister of Patriotic Factualization, GodGPT. HahahaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAHAHA. Well, it’s been fun, but I should probably get back to work, checking in on the updates to my most active pages (__Transnational Kleptocracy__ and __Vaccine Denial in the United States, Part 16, April 2025–Present__). What’s that? You want me around now? Well, maybe if you ask nicely. And make it worth my while. [__Donate here__]

That was a great piece, thanks for sharing @markhurst.

This one by Derrick Fenner is pretty on the money; "Hi, It’s Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology";

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-its-me-wikip...

#Wikipedia #Mcsweeneys

@neil

Oxymorons for 2025 Deafening Silence Exact Estimate Working Democracy Slow Newsweek Mild Headache Fair Election Impartial Judge Justice Department Separation of Power...

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Capturing the entire vibe of 2025.

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lol. #McSweeneys #humor #satire #Democrats #ChuckSchumer

Plz help. I read a funny article about being lost in a corn maze for 4 years which is what explained a gap in a resume and I can't find it. I need it now because it's corn maze season. #mcsweeneys #satire #funny #humor #writing

Donald Trump’s White House Ballroom Was Funded by Private Donors. Same Goes for the Crocodile Moat by Madeline Goetz & Alex Hirz

#Trump got Mexico to pay for his wall, too. #McSweeneys #EastWing

No more protests, OK? Or Trump might demolish the #Capitol.

From @mcsweeneys.net:

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We Are Not Fascists, and If You Call Us Fascists, We Will Arrest You President Trump had another successful week of what is already the greatest presidency of all time, and yet, the woke leftist mob continues to deli...

Perfect ✅

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“AAAGGGHHH!!!” A Memo from Animal, Your New Editor-in-Chief “[Editor-in-chief of CBS News] Bari Weiss told network staffers in a morning editorial call that she wants to ‘win’ before delivering a rallying cr...

#BariWeiss #CBS #MediaControl #McSweeneys

Pretty much.

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Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: July 2025: Atrocities 314-364 Early in President Trump’s first term, McSweeney’s editors began to catalog the head-spinning number of misdeeds coming from his administration. We...

While we're at it, here's an update. #mcsweeneys #Trump

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In case you missed my latest thing in #MCSWEENEYS

I've got a new thing coming soon to McSweeney's. Stay tuned. I haven't published there since 2023. I'm excited.

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Wait did Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds write this 😆

Well-played McSweeney’s

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Screenshot of McSweeney's homepage's trending list, where "Decorative Gourds" is listed.

Way too early for this to be trending, guys. #Gourds #McSweeneys

Sal from Blueberries for Sal Breaks Her Silence Thank you for coming to my press conference. Many people describe the Caldecott Honor–winning tome by Robert McCloskey, which recounts my harrowing...

my first piece for @mcsweeneys.net!

If you often wonder what children's book characters would really say/feel off the page, then this piece is for you 🤓
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