Mulder, you’re nuts.
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Ivermectin for all that ails ya
Bleach for that what don't
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“He’s dead, Jim.”
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
“Oh. Sorry.” Clears throat. “Riders of Rohan, now is the hour!”
“Would you like fries with that?”
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A barn owl with a pink towel draped around it like a cape, perched on a gloved hand.
Interstellar Society of Hitchhiking Doctors: Don't Panic and Carry A Towel
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#TowelOwlTuesday
"Show us your tits" Cosmetic Surgeon
"Dick Pics Required" Urologist
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For an achy foot or a nervous cat
Gabapentin’s where it’s at!
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Eyes are itchy? Snot is green?
You need fexofenadine!
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Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
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"Invermectin! It's what MAGA crave!"
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You live....or your money back!
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An owl wearing a high-collared cape, black with red trim, looking vampiric.
International Society of Phlebotomists: De Blood Is De Life
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🦉 : Ah ah ah ah ah...
"Statistically, 100% of you are going to die. But let us help."
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UltraMegaMedicalGroup: "Now with 'improved service' - one actual doctor and 4000 AI bots!"
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The best flu is the flu you don’t get or pass on! Get maxinated!
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If you have a cold, don’t join the cold outside! Stay home!
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"Got the runs? You can always run to us!" - Your Local Gastroenterology Group
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side effect
May cause an infection in the perineum
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#NoEffort
Castration Clinic:
Eunuch?
No, You Next!
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Ivermectin - It’s for deworming horses you idiots, not COVID.
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BigStateU Med School: Because patients aren't the only ones who should be in debt for life.
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Protect yourself, get vaccinated!
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Your A.I. Doctor Will Misdiagnose You Now
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"It's never Lupus." - House, MD
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"When seconds count, we're only minutes away." - Your local EMS
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"We Like Big Butts" - Parker School of Proctology
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