well, making The #Money #Magical might git‘er dun, right?
somehow #MiseryMinions who know nothing about #economics, #medicine or #Civics seem to BELIEVE it is #WizardWars in #Parliament or something #Wizardy
✨ SPEAK! 🗣️ It shall be ! ✨
#Scrunch!
#TesticularTorsion!
#MendButtCrack!
#TungstenBallSack!

It finally happened. One of our campaign members was struck with Mend Buttcrack. @atomicadp.bsky.social we will always remember Talrun's sacrifice, and his one cheek.

#oc #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #mendbuttcrack