Life science startup math:

• 1 published paper = 3 months of LinkedIn posts
• 1 conference selfie = 2 new investors
• 1 preprint = 87 Slack messages arguing over whether to post it

What’s your favourite fake metric?

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Remote work didn’t kill trust—it just gave liars better Wi-Fi.
If it looks good in a dashboard, no one asks questions.
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