By the time the journalist arrived at Dave’s Cantina and Pizzeria, the conflagration had mostly concluded. Overturned tables. Chairs through windows. The soda fountain leaking Coke. One middle-aged man wept in the corner. The journalist inquired what happened here. “So many,” he said, “I ducked so many tacos.” The journalist pried for more answers, but the man broke down in tears. Behind the counter, a surly teenager mopped up the mess. The journalist asked after his perspective. The young man pointed at the blackboard menu above. “That explains it.” “I don’t see it.” “That’s because it’s not about what’s there. It’s about what’s not there.” “I don’t understand.” “After many years, Dave finally brought back his most popular pizza, The Relationship. It was here for a few weeks. Everyone loved it. Endless orders for it. Today, Dave decided to take it away.” “I see,” said the journalist. He took notes. By the evening edition, the newspaper had the story: “Dust up at Dave’s: Relationship on again, off again”
“Dust Up at Dave’s”
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