Naked in the dark.
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Servicing a great Lord of Men.
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"Good good good... Many have come."
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The unleashing of Isengard.
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"The coming of Merry and Pippin..."
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"Orcses, thousands of orcses!"
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The twitching ear.
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"It was laid down by my father."
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(Day 2 of the #MiddleEarthMovieMarathon has begun!)
"The dwarves are almost spent!"
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"Send in the goats!"
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"It can be a little bit dicky sometimes."
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"The meat's alive and kicking! "
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"I found something in the goblin tunnels."
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"Run them down! Tear them to pieces!"
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"Here, on your feet..."
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"Be careful what you touch."
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"These is fresh nags."
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Radagast's stinky mushroom.
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"We have found the Dwarf-scum."
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Dwalin to Balin: "Fill it up, brother!"
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"There's room for a little more."
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"Pikes in front. Archers behind."
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The Flaming Maw of Grond.
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"Let's just have his head and be done with it!"
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"Two halfling and a host of men at my call."
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Entering the Forbidden Pool.
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Smashed in the head with a wizard's staff.
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"I have business in the forest."
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(when your partner doesn't shave)
Riding astride a Fellbeast.
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"Just a mouthful... A bit of the flank."
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