#Milkrun #homedelivery Had a great first experience with Milkrun home delivery. Driver went to the house next door but as I walked outside his head popped up over the fence and he said my name. How he did that I dont know as the fence is about 7ft tall. Had to giggle. Driver very friendly 10 stars
Gratitude Over Profit: A Farmerβs Kindness
Itβs not always about money. A kind farmer had fresh coffee & cookies waiting where I pick up milk. His simple gesture reminded me to be thankfulβfor the job, the people, and the journey. π
#Thankful #FarmLife #MilkRun #Kindness
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"Why can't I just turn into a pumpkin?" #Milkrun
"When we wake up the next morning, we have the standard how-many-people talk. It's probably the type of conversation you should have before doing the nasty, but whatever." #Milkrun
"Here I am, a complete mass of confusion, standing under his Magic Massager showerhead, the hot water beating against my back. When did I become 'the insecure girl?'" #Milkrun
"I'm kind of curious about the details of their relationship, but I'm probably better off not knowing. I don't want to know. But - did she dump him?" #Milkrun
"My longest relationship was in college. It went on for two months. Women don't want me for a boyfriend. All I am is a boy-toy." Andrew Mackenzie #Milkrun
"Maybe he's had fantastic sex with the precious twelve. Or maybe I'm so attractive that he couldn't control himself." #Milkrun
"Two condoms might make him come faster. He'll be so worried he won't feel a thing through all that plastic, that he'll overcompensate." Jacqueline Norris #Milkrun
"Why am I here? Why do I always react based on primal instincts rather than on rational thought?" #Milkrun
"How could I ask for a better friend? Someone who gives me a backup plan. Instead of someone who makes me the backup plan." #Milkrun
"There has been no mention of the obvious, either. Isn't it strange that we're both too whiny to mention the one thing we're both thinking about?" #Milkrun
"How come she gets an interview? She gets a two-minute interview and I get to look sad for half a second." #Milkrun
"I'm not commitment phobic. I just don't see the point in wasting my time with the wrong woman." Andrew Mackenzie #Milkrun
"From what my sister says, you're everyone's type - cute, smart, and sweet." Tim Mittman #Milkrun π
"He has lots of causes. I think he may be a saint. Do saint wait longer than normal people to have sex? Do saints even have sex?" Jacqueline Norris #Milkrun
"Let me get this straight. You haven't known him long enough to meet the people he lives with, yet you've known him long enough to share the most intimate experience two people can share - exchange bodily fluids." Wendy Berger #Milkrun π
*Six weeks! Six weeks and you haven't slept with him? Why don't you just make the first move already? Just tell him you want to have sex. Or say, 'I want you.' Even better, tell him, 'I want you inside me.' That one's a killer." Natalie Moore #Milkrun
"Four minutes? What is four minutes? Four minutes usba commercial break. Four minutes us a music video. Four minutes should not be sex." #Milkrun
"She's liked ten guys in the past year and she can't call dibs on every guy she's ever liked!" Iris #Milkrun π
"I'm wearing my first-date outfit, of course. But I've left my hair curly. No use in making myself too gorgeous, in case I don't like him. It's hard to shake a guy who's crazy about you once he's hooked." #Milkrun π
"Good for Julie, for having such a cute brother. I wonder if it's hard for her, being the uglier sibling." #Milkrun π
"'So far' is the operative phrase! There's no statue of limitations on when a nice guy can become an asshole!" Samantha Emerson #Milkrun π
"I look him straight in the eyes. What can I say? Patronizing, playboy, lush ...in spite of Andrew's warnings, I find myself tempted - but not too tempted." #Milkrun
"Why is he bringing Jer up? Is he an idiot? Or just a completely insensitive prick? Here I am, for at least fifteen minutes not thinking about Jer, and he has to go ahead and ruin everything." #Milkrun
"This is going perfectly according to my new life plan. I've already met my soul mate, and it's only taken forty-eight minutes." #Milkrun
"I'm not sure what it is about ladies' rooms at bars, but women become animals. They fiddle with their breasts and wedgies, and line up their makeup like ammunition along the sink." #Milkrun π
"I'm not asking for extensive. Superficial will do." Natalie #Milkrun
"Later that afternoon, Andrew comes over with two screwdrivers. Unfortunately, they're tools, not vodka and orange juice." #Milkrun π