Najgore!!! Rijetko sta me u zivotu toliko razocara kao kad vidim da mi sjemenka avokada zauzela cijeli avokado #millenialproblems
Rewatching One Tree Hill and having a full identity crisis because I’m no longer into the boys… I’m out here like “Keith, sir??” 🥵 Was he always this attractive or did I just unlock a new age bracket? #onetreehill #craigsheffer #millenialproblems
I have to admit, I truly miss the early days of Wattpad forums, where everyone could go to talk everthing writing and reading related. I miss having spaces where I can go to just talk about my hobbies, without adds or algorithms. #millenialproblems
too much dancing and drinking at 25 is absolute obscenity now ten years later #ouchmyback #millenialproblems
I’ve never wanted to be a patron on patreon until now! But I need my desktop to sign up instead of my phone #millenialproblems
When cell phones first became mainstream, everyone wanted to text me 24/7. Loved my Blackberry, but this annoyed me, caused arguments.
Now in 2025, texting and instant messaging is a lot easier! But nobody wants to do it anymore, everyone's trying to detach.
#millenialproblems #firstworldproblems?
I cleaned the AC: it still smells like cheese when used.
I cleaned the fridge with vinegar: it started smelling like shit again immediately upon being plugged in.
The microwave, I’m just avoiding it.
Life, I’ve given up on.
Oh the joys of renting a flat instead of owning it… #millenialproblems
#millenialproblems When you're dancing to "Get Low" at a wedding and then pop your back while trying to get low.
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Shout out to all the over achieving girlies that have now been diagnosed with ADHD in their 30’s. Send over all your tips and tricks to this newly diagnosed girly. Step one.. starting Strattera #adhd #30’s #medication #millenialproblems
"My neck, my back, my 🐈⬛, & my crack," I sing to myself while popping copious amounts of THC caps after cleaning the house top to bottom. #millenialproblems
There's a tryout for a quizz show happening nearby and I'm thinking of going because winning at a game show might be my only hope of ever affording a house. #millenial #millenialproblems
Super weird that one of the girls that used to mock and bully 10yo me for loving the Backstreet Boys is getting to see them in Vegas right now and not me.
I see you. 10yo me sees you. 🥲
Sorry. End of rant.
#MillenialProblems
btw, written while i'm spiraling in a fit of anxiety as I wait for calls that probably will never come, and, without those calls, will probably be evicted. 1st in a wave of displaced avg America middle class falling to the bottom.
I lie, I was only middle class growing up #millenialproblems
In this series of poems, Tess Ezzy scrutinizes the existential predicaments confronting millennials.
Read more in Limina 30.1, 'Crisis', coming soon.
#poetry #crisis #millenials #millenialproblems #millenialcringe #writing #australianpoetry #australianwriters #perthisokay #writerlife #poet
Nothing like an email from *Livejournal* to strike fear in your heart that your teenage ramblings may still exist on the internet.
I…. don’t think i can even remember enough access it anymore so here’s hoping it’s still locked down.
…. god i hope xanga doesn’t also exist.
#millenialproblems
Skype has officially shut down so I guess it's time to really stop saying skyping for video calls...
#MillenialProblems
Another poem the floodgates are open after being closed for years
#poem #generationalcurse #poetry #writing #cursebreaking #spiritual #millenial #millenialproblems #socialcommentary #dystopia #notesfromabrokenworld #venting #genx #criticizingboomers
So I was like.... when the US finally shits its bed, completely and fully ... where do I move? I do speak Japanese and travel to Japan A LOT. School there would be fun but then there's this shit...
www.newsweek.com/japan-news-earthquake-da...
So like ... do you […]
When did ATT force me to have voicemail? I have happily been vm-free for like 8 years.
I got a new plan or sthg and never setup voicemail, because its terrible. #lifehack
Now bots are leaving me voicemails and i have to care. 😑
#millenialproblems
When you tell your Boomer parents what "Brown Sugar" is about, and they don't believe you, so you have to read the lyrics to them. #MillenialProblems
Two shoe boxes in a shopping bag - one Crocs and one Hey Dudes
I feel like I caved to peer pressure, but I’m tired of feeling like I need to have polished toenails all summer long. And I’m too lazy to tie my shoes.
#millenialproblems
The reality that my parents have let me, my children, neices, and nephew down (along with every other American) w/ their vote in November is something I think about daily.
The duality of loving them while being utterly disappointed in them is so hard to reconcile in my heart.
#millenialproblems
I hate it here.
#imtired #toobad #fdt #historicalevents #millenialproblems
Crazy thing is, I can't take money serious, but yet I need to be serious about money.
#millenialproblems
This about making phone calls and appointments #millenialproblems #firstworldproblems #ijustshitandalittlebitofbloodcameoutshouldiseeadoctor
My brain still thinks 2012 is the future while also knowing that it was, in fact, a very long time ago. #millenialproblems
Talking to my homies Gen z kids be like....
#Millenialproblems
I am just… so… tired of living through world events. #MillenialProblems
Dry January is officially over! I say as I crack a beer at 6am in my kitchen and ponder when Fed Ex will deliver my new vacuum so I can play. #millenialproblems