Attention, attention comrades! Under Big Brother's leadership, workers in Oceania are better off than ever before! Celebrate with another Victory Gin - you can afford it, right, comrades? Of course you can. You're better off than ever before! #miniplenty #minitru
Attention, attention comrades! #miniplenty and @dol.gov are pleased to announce the Big Brother data portal! ALL TRUE DATA, vetted by #miniplenty. See how much Big Brother is winning!
Attention, attention, comrades! #miniplenty and our comrades at @deptvetaffairs.bsky.social are pleased to announce that Big Brother has brought down backlogs and is addressing claims faster! All 100% true and backed by #minitru! All hail Big Brother!
Attention, attention comrades! #miniplenty is happy to announce that Big Brother has reduced the backlog of veterans waiting for benefits by 60%!! Big Brother loves you! Big Brother supports the citizens and veterans of Oceania!
China withholds rare earths captive from us, we ship tons of chips to China. Makes tons of sense.
Say it makes sense or we're going to be sent to the reeducation facility.
#miniluv
#minitrue
#minipax
#miniplenty
#palantir/bbiswatching
Attention, attention comrades!! Big Brother and our comrades at @hhsofficial.bsky.social lower drug prices by 800%!! This is a #miniplenty victory! Drug manufacturers will pay every comrade eight times the price of their prescription and then give them to you for free! Raise a glass of Victory Gin!
Attention, attention comrades! Our #minitru and #miniplenty comrades at @dol.gov have news! Goldstein was trying to destroy Oceania! Thankfully Big Brother has come to our aid!
Attention, comrades! Attention! #miniplenty is proud to announce that Oceania and Big Brother have more the DOUBLED expectations for new jobs! All hail Big Brother!
More good news from #miniplenty, comrades! All hail Big Brother!
Great work from #miniplenty and #minitru - ZERO illegal border crossings! Thank you Big Brother! Oceania is safer than ever!
And you aren't out collecting data in your city invasions, comrades? #miniplenty needs its data, am I right? @dogeposts.bsky.social needs its data, am I right?
Attention, attention comrades! @dhsgov.govmirrors.com #miniluv and #miniplenty have numbers to announce! Historic numbers! All hail Big Brother!
Attention, attention comrades! 📣 #miniplenty and our comrades at @dhsgov.govmirrors.com have new numbers to share! ALL NUMBERS ARE UP!! Citizens of Oceania all have new jobs and more money in their pockets! Pick up some Victory Gin today and celebrate with Big Brother!
Attention! Attention! Comrade @secretarylcd.govpeeps.us and our comrades at #miniplenty are happy to announce that every citizen of Oceania IS ALREADY receiving $500 more Victory dollars as of now, at the FASTEST RATE OF WAGE GROWTH IN 60 YEARS!!! Believe it, comrades! All hail Big Brother!!
Attention, attention comrades! #miniplenty and comrade @secrollins.govpeeps.com have news! No tariffs on bison! Extended lobster pact! This only proves the continued greatness of Oceania! All hail Big Brother!
Attention, attention comrades! Comrade @howardlutnick.govpeeps.us announces another win for #miniplenty! Eastasia will be paying hundreds of "Billions" of dollars to Oceania! Hail Big Brother!
Attention, comrades, attention!! Comrade @howardlutnick.govpeeps.us and #minipax and #miniplenty are pleased to announce Big Brother's latest victory! We have never been at war with #Eurasia, we have always been aligned with #Eurasia! And Oceania has never been more productive or more prosperous!
Of course Big Brother ALWAYS does EVERYTHING 100%! TOTAL! From eggs to wars! What fantastic comrades we have in @secrubio.govpeeps.us and @epaleezeldin.govpeeps.us and so many folks at #minitru #minipax #miniluv #miniplenty
#miniplenty agrees with our comrades at @dhsgov.govmirrors.com that numbers - are always going up! Are always more than ever in history - even where there's nothing to back it up! Thank you to Big Brother! All hail Big Brother! Be sure to get your Victory Gin - it's going to be a long haul.
Where is any proof of this Big Beautiful Prosperity? #miniplenty
Great use of numbers, comrade @howardlutnick.govpeeps.us ! #miniplenty is proud and can support you should you need other numbers to illustrate Big Brother's great victories!
So many numbers, everything going up, up, up! Praise #miniplenty and @dogeposts.bsky.social and Big Brother!! Oceania has never ever ever ever ever before been so prosperous! Big Brother's Big Beautiful Bill! Have yourself a shot of Victory Gin.
Listening to Trump yesterday about tariffs, have we renamed the Commerce Department to the Ministry of Plenty yet? 🤔 #MiniPlenty
Attention! Attention comrades! An important announcement from #miniplenty! Two trillion dollars in technology investment in Oceania in 100 days! Well over our projections! Thank you Big Brother! 🇺🇸 #minitru
YOU WILL COMPLY. Unless you forget one of the tenets of Big Brother, Ignorance is Strength! And #miniplenty will not support #crimethink!
NINETEEN EIGHTY FOUR
1984
#Minitrue
Ministry of Truth
#Minipax Ministry of Peace
#Miniluv Ministry of Love
#Miniplenty Ministry of Plenty
So anti-racism is not merit-worthy, ergo racism IS merit-worthy. Great example of #doublethink coming from our comrades over in @dogeposts.bsky.social and #miniplenty! Headed up by a favorite of Big Brother (at least for now). Let us not forget.
Fine work by #minluv. We will root out #thoughtcrime in Oceania wherever it lives!
Not sure why #miniplenty is heading this up, though.
www.reuters.com/technology/a...
The brilliant work of #miniplenty and #mintru working hand in hand! @dogeposts.bsky.social is obsessed with data, and also a master manipulator of data - great comrades! All hail Big Brother!
Stay tuned for another announcement, comrades!
More victory, victory, victory from #miniplenty! @dogeposts.bsky.social knows exactly what it's doing, relying solely on - um - keywords/AdWords in the data. All hail data! All hail technology! All hail Big Brother!
