“EVERYTHING IS GOING GREAT! YOU ARE REQUIRED TO DISREGARD ANY EVIDENCE FROM YOUR LYING EYES. OFFICIAL TRUTH WILL BE RELEASED AFTER INTERNAL REVIEW.” (THERE, I SAVED YOU NEARLY TWO HOURS. YOU’RE WELCOME!) - BIGLY BROTHER

#StateOfDisUnion The speech was almost as long as an Avatar movie, but here’s the condensed version for the poorly educated… whom I love so much.

#SnarkyOrwell #BiglyBrother #OrwellWasAnOptimist #MinnistryOfTruth