"Four astronauts got to go farther from this world than any humans before them. Good thing there was a comms blackout so we couldn't hear them asking if they really had to come back to this shit show." - Snarky Orwell
Lucky Artemis II crew, and godspeed on their record-breaking journey. That’s pretty far out man!
#SnarkyOrwell #OrwellWasAnOptimist #Artemis #NASA #IWantOffThisRock
*The Pentagon just closed all their press offices. They called it a 'logistics decision.’ Sounds a lot like the Ministry of Truth Social will now be the only news source allowed. henceforth." - Snarky Orwell
Is it too much to ask that ‘Truth’™ contain some actual truth?
#SnarkyOrwell #MinistryOfTruthSocial #Pentagon #OrwellWasAnOptimist #IgnoranceIsStrength #PressFreedom #PentagonPress
“The Mint's lawyers have told every president for 20 years that living people cannot be on coins. Trump wants to do it anyway. I can think of two ways to resolve that legal conflict. I'm fine with either." - Snarky Orwell
Render unto Orange Julius Caesar…
#SnarkyOrwell #TrumpCoin #OrwellWasAnOptimist #Autocracy #RenderUntoCaesar
"In one year, the United States dropped from 20th to 51st in global democracy rankings.* They now sit between Slovakia and Greece. I wrote about this. It was called a warning." - Snarky Orwell
In the news lately… not that you’ll hear about it here… for obvious reasons…
#SnarkyOrwell #Democracy #VDem #OrwellWasAnOptimist #Autocracy
#DemocracyInDecline #NoKings
“WE RAN THE IRAN PLAN THROUGH GROK™. IT SAID IT WAS PERFECT. TREMENDOUS. NO NOTES. ALSO THAT WE WOULD BE GREETED AS LIBERATORS AND NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!” - BIGLY BROTHER
We assure you no intelligence, artificial, or otherwise has been consulted in the making of this war!
#BiglyBrother #SnarkyOrwell #Iran #Grok #OrwellWasAnOptimist #IranWar #GrokAI #Liberators #NoIntelligence
“I really nailed the warning about the all seeing telescreens. But the killer robots, I gotta be honest, I didn’t see that one coming.” - Snarky Orwell
Apparently Anthropic’s red line wasn’t red enough for some people.
#SnarkyOrwell #MassSurveillance #KillerRobots #OrwellWasAnOptimist #AI #Anthropic #OpenAI
“You can’t have double-think if you don’t think even once!” - Snarky Orwell
Doublethink took too much effort, this process has been streamlined for your convenience. You are welcome! - the Ministry of Truth
#SnarkyOrwell #DoubleThink #MinistryOfTruth #OrwellWasAnOptimist #1984
“EVERYTHING IS GOING GREAT! YOU ARE REQUIRED TO DISREGARD ANY EVIDENCE FROM YOUR LYING EYES. OFFICIAL TRUTH WILL BE RELEASED AFTER INTERNAL REVIEW.” (THERE, I SAVED YOU NEARLY TWO HOURS. YOU’RE WELCOME!) - BIGLY BROTHER
#StateOfDisUnion The speech was almost as long as an Avatar movie, but here’s the condensed version for the poorly educated… whom I love so much.
#SnarkyOrwell #BiglyBrother #OrwellWasAnOptimist #MinnistryOfTruth
WHEN THEY KILL PROTESTERS, WE SEND TROOPS TO STOP IT. WHEN WE KILL PROTESTERS, IT’S BECAUSE WE SENT IN TROOPS TO STOP IT, AND WE CALL THEM DOMESTIC TERRORISTS. THERE IS NO CONTRADICTION HERE. PLEASE ADJUST YOUR LANGUAGE ACCORDINGLY.” - BIGLY BROTHER
Remember: contradictions only exist if you insist on using the wrong words.
Language has been updated. Your compliance is obviously mandatory.
#SnarkyOrwell
#BiglyBrother
#OrwellWasAnOptimist
#AdjustYourLanguage
#NothingToSeeHere
“DO NOT CALL IT AN ABDUCTION. CALL IT A PROACTIVE PEACE RELOCATION. DO NOT ASK WHO AUTHORIZED IT. AUTHORIZATION IS IMPLIED BY SUCCESS. IF IT FEELS UNPRECEDENTED, THAT IS BECAUSE PRECEDENT HAS BEEN SUSPENDED.” - BIGLY BROTHER
Hey, look over here… be angry over here… stop looking at some poorly redacted files!
#SnarkyOrwell #BiglyBrother
#OrwellWasAnOptimist
#ThisIsFineDoctrine
#NothingToSeeHere
For the rest of my life I’ll never understand how Herr Drumpfenführer got a pass for completely and utterly fvcking up EVERY ASPECT of the COVID-19 Response the last year his grifting, Bleach-drinking disastrous first term, but there you go. 😑🥸
#HotStove
#CarnivalBarker
#OrwellWasAnOptimist
I can summarise if you like..
Have you seen the movie 1984? Yeh like that but waaay worse. 👍
#OrwellWasAnOptimist.
