In the misheard lyrics category comes this from Simon and Garfunkel, I Am a Rock.

First line to me was "A winter's day, eighteenth and dark December"

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#MissheardLyrics

I'm never not gonna hear release my n**** from now on and it's cos of this absolute unit of a post FML
#meme #shitpost #missheardlyrics #christmas #songs #music #FelizeNavidad

Tonight’s ear-worm … Cheap wine and a three-legged goat… sorry Jimmy Barnes for mangling your song #missheardlyrics

It was Lorraine.

"It felt good to off of Lorraine."

#MissheardLyrics

a close up of a woman 's face with a crescent moon and fireworks in the background ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a crescent moon and fireworks in the background

I was going to confiscate your legs #forgotten80s #missheardlyrics

🎶 Yes It's the Eye of the Tiger, It's the Toe of the Stoat, it's the bit between the Bumhole of the Badger! 🎶

#Gladiators ##BBC #Missheardlyrics #Gladiatorsfinals #Gladiatorsgrandfinal #Television #Saturdaynight

So I can't seem to convince my girlfriend that the words to a certain 1985 Mr. Mister song are not actually "Carry a laser down the road that I must travel." #missheardlyrics