Texas Flood Count Drops to Three, Officials Blame Overzealous Weather Reports #Texas #FloodUpdate #MissingPersonsMath #NewsSatire #CountingIsHard By: TheJestPress.com AUSTIN, TX – After days of speculation and the wildest estimates outside of a jellybean-counting contest, Texas officials have triumphantly announced a revision in the number of people missing in Kerr County following “catastrophic flooding.” The tally has now been “downsized with gusto” from rampant rumor-based guesses to the more manageable number of three (yes, just three).

Texas Flood Count Drops to Three, Officials Blame Overzealous Weather Reports

#Texas #FloodUpdate #MissingPersonsMath #NewsSatire #CountingIsHard By: TheJestPress.com AUSTIN, TX – After days of speculation and the wildest estimates outside of a jellybean-counting contest, Texas officials have…