a man is holding up his hand with a red light coming out of it Alt: Logan’s Run blinking “life clock” crystal

What if we install "life-clock" crystals in politicians’ hands instead of term limits?

#politics #modernproblemsmodernsolutions

You could send me those flies and then they will no longer be your problem.

#ModernProblemsModernSolutions

Just used my AMC A-List to use a public bathroom in NYC #modernproblemsmodernsolutions

People are like: "Is AI safe?"
Meanwhile I’m over here asking it to plan a birthday party, and explain 5th grade math like I’m 10.
#TrustButVerify #ModernProblemsModernSolutions

Oh my, i just realized how we can get the far-right to support a woman's right to choose! we tell the far-right that she's just deporting the baby from her womb. #modernproblemsmodernsolutions

When life gives you bans, the internet gives you loopholes. Stay connected, folks!
#ModernProblemsModernSolutions #VPNLife #TikTokBan #LifeHacks #StayConnected #MemeLife #TechSavvy #InternetFreedom #Loopholes

If you only watch international shows, they all have subtitles. #modernproblemsmodernsolutions

It’s winter so my mesh-backed office chair isn’t so wonderful in my drafty 1980’s vintage California condo.

However I have a solution…

#ModernProblemsModernSolutions #ChristmasDecorating #GoodInTheHood #YippeeKaiyayMotherFucker