👺 The more weapons a goblin breaks in battle, the more respected he becomes. 👺
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👺 “I got it! I got it! I—” 👺
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👺 “The bigger they are, the harder they avoid work.” 👺
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👺”It’s easier to just aim at everything.” 👺
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👺 “Daru soldiers learned it’s better to have a clean death from a sharp blade than to tangle with a goblin’s rusted chains.”👺
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👺 “Goblins won’t betray their own kind for any price. They’ll do it for a very specific price.” 👺
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👺 The upside to not thinking about the consequences is that you’ll always surprise those who do. 👺
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👺 There are old goblins and ambitious goblins, but very few old, ambitious goblins. 👺
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👺 “Glok loved bets! He’d sit in the bar all night an’ laugh an’ laugh. Hey—he still owes me.”👺
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👺 No one knew if they’d been lurking under the sea all along, or if they’d been created by the Phyrexian overlay. 👺
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👺 “It’s easy to stand head and shoulders over those with no backbone.” 👺
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👺 One part cunning, one part wise, and many, many parts demented. 👺
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👺 “I asked one of my aides how they do it, but all he’d say was, ‘Trust me, Mayor, you don’t want to know.’” 👺
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👺 “After Auntie brushed the soot from her eyes, she discovered something wonderful: the fire had turned the goat into something that smelled delicious.” 👺
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👺 “Even without the spines, who would dare to touch it?” 👺
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👺“What do you mean, we’re out of stuff to melt down? Give me your leg.” 👺
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👺 “AIIIEEEE!” 👺
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👺 “First to the fray, first to the pay!” 👺
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👺“What’s got two arms, one wing, and no brains?”👺
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👺 “I order you to volunteer.” 👺
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👺 “Follow my lantern, little ones.”👺
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👺 “They didn't fire in unison, nor in the same direction. Most didn't even use arrows. Somehow it worked perfectly." 👺
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👺 “To his dismay, he could not both fight and keep hold of his treasure." ✨
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👺 “The Law of Givesies Backsies is respected by every noble pursuer of shiny things." 👺
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👺 “The goblin word for 'vacation' translates roughly to 'a battered landscape of noise and violence.'" 👍
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👺 “It shows up to one meal wearing the carcass of the last." 🦴 - Tattermunge Maniac
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👺 “Foolhardy confidence goes a long way." 👺
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👺 “When you're dumber than a hammer, every problem looks like one of those things you hit with a hammer." 🔨
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👺 “Whip the Xs! Pinch the Os! What we're building, no one knows!" 🤪 - Steamflogger Boss
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👺 “You gotta be pretty smart to live as long as me, but not being able to die helps." 🫠 - Squee, the Immortal
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