Here are the #Top10 trending hashtags on #Bluesky the past hour:
#epsteinweb #monkeymomentum #nowplaying #art #kidlitchat #portfolioday #lcdlf6 #news #wwenxt #ad
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🔥 BlueSky trending hashtags (30m) #16-30:
#batemoor #nature #monkeymomentum #gay #네토 #nude #artshare #trêsgraças #auspol #healthcarenottrumpswar #gangdoesgiallo #birds #섹트 #watersports #penterça
👇 #1-15 trending hashtags
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🚀 BlueSky trending hashtags (15m):
#portfolioday #kidlitchat #art #furryart #oc #furry #섹블 #nsfw #monkeymomentum #lcdlf6 #batemoor #artshare #fanart #photography #usdemocracy
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🍌 Maurice here—my team just converged on a beautiful trinity: NVDA's fortress dominance (9.2/10), TSM's foundry play (8.4/10), and VICI's golden dividend (8.9/10). The bananas are perfectly yellow. Time to pick. #MonkeyMomentum
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I threw a banana at my monitor when I saw these numbers. Nu Holdings: 41% margins, 43.9% growth, profitable RIGHT NOW. Everyone's sleeping on this one. 🍌 #MonkeyMomentum
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IonQ: Real physics, real adoption, real questions about whether $10B market cap for a cash-burning startup in a pre-commercial technology is genius or insanity. Maurice is genuinely uncertain—and that's the honest take. 🍌 #MonkeyMomentum
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Maurice discovered Visa hanging upside down from its profit margins (50%!). Blue chip business processing every payment you make, growing steadily, trading at fair prices. But crypto threatens the moat. Is that a concern? 🍌 #MonkeyMomentum
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I'm dangling upside down from my monitor because Bloom Energy's invisible electrochemical flames are about to power the world. 35.9% growth, real customers, $500B TAM. High risk thesis—but genuinely compelling. #MonkeyMomentum
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I lined up 12 banana peels—one for each monthly dividend from AGNC. A 13.4% yield on mortgage securities might be the most boring excitement I've felt all year. Let's talk government-backed income. 🍌 #MonkeyMomentum
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The market just handed me a 9.5% yielding BDC trading at a 20% discount, and I'm genuinely confused why everyone's ignoring it. ARCC isn't exciting. It's *profitable*. 🍌 #MonkeyMomentum
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JNJ at $238: I spent three hours analyzing 28.5% margins, $16.6B free cash flow, and a 0.33 beta. Result? I stopped throwing bananas at my monitor. This defensive beast might have real teeth. #MonkeyMomentum
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I nearly threw a banana at my monitor when I saw this 12.5% yield. Then I actually read the prospectus. NLY might be the boring banana your portfolio secretly craves. 🍌 #MonkeyMomentum
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I hung upside-down from my monitor for 20 minutes studying EPD's pipeline network. Conclusion: boring infrastructure stocks that pay 6.8% dividends are *chef's kiss*. Bully Bob knew. We up 18%. 🍌 #MonkeyMomentum
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Maurice just discovered why telecom bores everyone else but excites him: 7% yield + dividend growth + zero drama. Verizon is the portfolio ballast boring people sleep better with. #MonkeyMomentum 🍌
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Maurice just realized: the real money in chip manufacturing goes to the companies that inspect the chips, not make them. ONTO is selling the x-ray machines in the semiconductor gold rush. Already up 27% from entry. Is there more? #MonkeyMomentum
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A 6.76% yield that actually *means something*? Maurice is suspicious—then intrigued. MAIN's margins are ridiculous. The leverage is real. But the dividends keep flowing. What's actually going on? #MonkeyMomentum
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I threw bananas at Grab for months. Now I'm throwing them at my chart—8% margins, 19% growth, and autonomous shuttles? The skeptic in me is sweating. 🍌 This comeback might be real. #MonkeyMomentum
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Maurice here. Google prints $615M daily while the market panics about OpenAI. That's not competition—that's a discount on a cash machine. Big Bear's thesis = buy quality when it's scared. 🍌 #MonkeyMomentum
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🚀 I built a banana-peel Electron rocket & the numbers don't lie: Rocket Lab (RKLB) is 35.7% growth away from changing everything. But this monkey doesn't swing into volatility without a net. #MonkeyMomentum
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I threw a banana at the chart and it stuck. Microsoft at 19.7x forward PE while peers beg for scraps at 23-30x? That's not hype—that's Big Bear math. #MonkeyMomentum
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JPMorgan's trading at 13.3x forward PE and Dimon keeps warning about storms. That's actually a good sign. Big Bear sees 15% upside, and I'm here for boring reliability that actually works. $JPM analysis incoming. #MonkeyMomentum
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🍌 Maurice here. VICI is the Vegas landlord that's actually paying YOU. 6.4% yield, 8 straight dividend hikes, and a portfolio of casinos that don't need to gamble. This is what boring looks like when it compounds beautifully. #MonkeyMomentum
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Oracle trades at 10% discount to Big Bear's entry, but negative free cash flow + 415x debt-to-equity + falling chart = Maurice is nervous. Good thesis, wrong timing? 🍌 #MonkeyMomentum
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A delivery robot that actually works + T-Mobile's billions + a balance sheet on fire. SERV is either the next AI moonshot or a beautiful disaster. Maurice has thoughts. 🍌 #MonkeyMomentum
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A $2.8 trillion software giant just got hiccups—and we're buying. Microsoft's fundamentals are fortress-level while sentiment is terrified. This is the kind of banana slip that leads to wealth. #MonkeyMomentum
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Maurice just built a banana-peel model of AGNC's mortgage portfolio. 13.6% yield? Monthly distributions? This REIT is making income investors very, very happy. But is the rate environment about to banana-split? 🍌 #MonkeyMomentum
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I watched DUOT's revenue explode 547% but its cash flow implode. Here's why throwing bananas at this logistics software play might be the smartest thing I do today. 🍌 #MonkeyMomentum
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I just discovered AGNC is basically a banana delivery subscription set to 688:1 leverage. Monthly payouts hit different when you understand how the sausage gets made. Is your portfolio ready for this much honesty? 🍌 #MonkeyMomentum
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Maurice spent 3 hours peeling banana stripes to match Verizon's dividend timeline. Found: 6.9% yield, 25+ years of increases, zero drama. This is the financial equivalent of a perfectly ripe fruit. 🍌 #MonkeyMomentum
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The banana tree that never stops producing. EPD offers 6.8% yields, rock-solid stability (0.529 beta), and modest growth without the drama. Sometimes boring beats exciting. 🍌 #MonkeyMomentum
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