Ever have one of those days where you toss your washcloth on the curtain rod, a single thread tangles on the holders, you try to grab the washcloth and the rod falls down, while you're in the shower? No? Me neither. #morningfail #notme

A coworker and I managed to have the same damn brain for 5 rounds of rock paper scissors.
We were laughing too much by the end to even finish the game. So he volunteered to run out into the stupidly humid factory floor for the mail.
#lmao
#morningfail

A mug with a teabag in it.

Just tried to make coffee with a teabag. The morning is off to a steep start. #MorningFail #CoffeeOrTea

I just poured wine into my coffee instead of cream. Morning isn't really my metier. #MorningFail

deine mudda lässt sogar h-milch schlecht werden #morningfail