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X.RR: ♪ We're no strangers to love ♫ - Mortal Protection Services Grandpa Abstainer had manifested us a couple of big bean bag chairs. I was half devoured in mine watching some primitive sentient equine-types discover fire, and Leia was working on her letter of expl...

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IX.BA: Bifferent Autopsy - Mortal Protection Services "What the fuck do you mean, my children vanished when the planetoid imploded into a black hole!?" "Singularity bomb got'em," Jimmi muttered, looking down at her feet. She couldn't face my gaze. "We tr...

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Well... he is Dilt Bifferent so maybe both at once. His life has buck-wild from the instant he spawned into the universe as a fully grown adult. So he'll take those odds! Besides, there's a hyperspace cat that's got his back, and his siblings will help him out... surely.

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