❄️ Day 6 of the Great Snow-pocalypse, and we've officially transitioned from "motel guests" to "motel residents." We've started rationing the complimentary coffee packets and teaching the front desk clerk how to play poker. Send snacks... or maybe just a snowplow. ☃️
#WinterSurvival
#MotelLife
Why brave the Black Friday madness when you can snag our "Sleep Through the Chaos" deal? 🛌 Stay here, save money, avoid that person who always yells over the last air fryer, and sleep off all that tryptophan from today's moist-maker sandwich! (Friends reference 😬)
#MotelLife
#NoCrowds
We regret to inform you that our attempt to deep fry a turkey on the pool deck has ended in a small, yet impressive, grease fire. Skip the kitchen chaos. Book a clean-ish room, order takeout, and let us handle the ventilation! 🦃🔥
#ThanksgivingFail
#MotelLife
#NoCookingRequired
#FireExtinguisher
When your "perfect" Thanksgiving prep leads to a small kitchen fire, you end up here. 🔥 Motel room smells less like smoke, more like freedom.
We'll see you for the annual Thanksgiving buffet, if you're brave enough. 🦃
#ThanksgivingFails #MotelLife #BurntTurkey
If you hear "All I Want for Christmas Is You" (or any other holiday tunes) in our lobby before Black Friday, please notify the front desk immediately. That's a code violation. We're prioritizing stuffing digestion over caroling. 🚫🎄🎶
#MotelLife #ThanksgivingVibes #HamOrTurkey #CornbreadStuffing
🚀 Beam Me Up, Breakfast! 👽
Our lobby is officially a portal! Loving the interstellar vibes from the Sci-Fi Convention crew! Just saw a Wookiee order an extra towel and there's members of Starfleet in every direction. Don't forget your room key, time travelers! 🌌✨
#MotelLife #SciFiCon #ImIntoIt
Our continental breakfast is ready! We guarantee it's 100% free and 150% carbs. It's the perfect pre-road trip fuel for questioning your life choices ☕️🥯
#motellife #freebreakfast #justgivemecreamcheese
We call it "vintage charm." You might call it "questionable stains." Either way, the vacancy sign is on! 🌟
#RoadTrip #MotelLife
The Continental Breakfast: A glorious spread of beige food and the world's most aggressively lukewarm coffee. I call it 'Culinary Existentialism.' 🥐🥚☕
#MotelLife #SadBreakfast #ItsFoodish
The coffee machine is currently running on pure sarcasm and chaos. Please enjoy the continental breakfast in four hours, which we promise will taste much better than the decisions currently being made on the second floor.
We’re fine. Everything is fine.
#motellife #nightshift #rm224 #pineapple
Julien Morel s’offre son premier chez-lui 🏠🚗 #PremierLogement #MotelLife #GarageInclus #RPStories #JulienMorel
Roadtripin’.
#sign #motellife #boomtchickaboom #artsign #artwork #artphotography #design #designphotography #landscape #landscapephotography
My baby is 5years old today. We went from room to car, to motel. She is my thick & thin. I lost her months ago so this bday is EXTRA special! Wish my cat a happy bday and donate to our homelessness~ #bdaytips #happybday #chiqis #homeless #motellife #abejareyna #cashapp $MimiPlush #cashappme 🧸🎈🎂😻
You know that plastic bag in the motel ice bucket? Yeah. That’s where the trust ends.
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#TravelHumor #WeirdAmerica #MotelLife #FunnyObservations #SuspiciousObjects
Need a room? Just buzz the door and discover comfortable.
We’ve still got a few available tonight at Autzen Inn.
#AutzenInn #MotelLife #EugeneOR #DiscoverComfortable
Spring cleaning, flower boxes, and a little Oregon rain to seal the deal—Autzen Inn is getting its seasonal glow-up. We’ve got cozy rooms, Friday availability, and a front desk that runs on coffee and chaos. #AutzenInn #EugeneOR #MotelLife #DiscoverComfortable #RainyDayVibes
Ok, who is flushing Q-tips? #putthosedownthegarbagedisposal #merica #iblametrump #cottonswabs #florenceoregon #roadtrip #motellife
Ok, who is flushing Q-tips?
#putthosedownthegarbagedisposal #merica #iblametrump #cottonswabs #florenceoregon #roadtrip #motellife
