The Continental Breakfast: A glorious spread of beige food and the world's most aggressively lukewarm coffee. I call it 'Culinary Existentialism.' 🥐🥚☕

#MotelLife #SadBreakfast #ItsFoodish

a sad looking peanut butter sandwich on whole wheat bread, with a couple bites taken out of it, on a white saucer

can #sadbreakfast be the opposite of #goodlunch, this peanut butter sandwich with "sugar free strawberry jam" 😩 is the least delicious thing i've ever had in my life. like i'm EATING it, but i'm filled with sorrow and regret

Matt, you gotta read. You can’t go on visual queues. Buck up, you’re gonna have to be the guy using your phone camera to shop for a bit. Just accept it. Otherwise you’re gonna keep surprising yourself with red bean paste filling in your pancakes if you don’t. #sadbreakfast