Romance is when common sense flies out of the window. #MurphysLaw
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The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen, stupidity and opinions. #MurphysLaw
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It is not necessary to have a pet name for your cardiac monitor. #MurphysLaw
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You never notice that none of your mercs has a good score in Leadership until you try to recruit someone. #MurphysLaw
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If there are M ways to do a thing, and out of M, N ways lead to the wrong conclusion, then the probability of doing it in one of those N ways is 1. Alternately, Everything that you do is wrong #MurphysLaw
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Musste mal kurz in den Keller, Zählerstände ablesen, nur um dann festzustellen, dass das Kundenportal vom Versorger wegen Wartungsarbeiten gerade keine Zählerstände entgegennehmen kann. 🤷♀️
#thatslife #murphyslaw
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If you wear a new white uniform, expect to be thrown up on. #MurphysLaw
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A flat will occur during the heaviest downpour after dark. #MurphysLaw
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Clipper motors will quit only when you have the horse's head left to trim. #MurphysLaw
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The perfect nurse for the job will apply the day after that post is filled by some semi qualified idiot. #MurphysLaw
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Always keep one bullet in the chamber when changing your magazine. #MurphysLaw
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It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you say you're going to do. #MurphysLaw
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The later you are running, the greater the chance of hitting every red light in your path. #MurphysLaw
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If your plane is about to crash, the parachute are missing. #MurphysLaw
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The one you buy will be the only one that doesn't work. #MurphysLaw
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When something goes wrong, you cannot find the solution in the instruction booklet, but someone else always does. #MurphysLaw
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Examine all chest clutchers first, bleeders next, then the rest of the whiners. #MurphysLaw
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The most expensive and hard to find (38-40/32-20) cartridges will always land forward of the firing line. #MurphysLaw
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Maintenance department neglect customer's complains till it starts installations in customer's new projects. #MurphysLaw
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Computers never work the way they are supposed to. Especially when nothing is wrong with them. #MurphysLaw
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Military Intelligence is a contradiction. #MurphysLaw
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The cost of the hair do is directly related to the strength of the wind. #MurphysLaw
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No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill. #MurphysLaw
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If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it. #MurphysLaw
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The distance of the call from the Hospital increases as the time to shift change decreases. The shortest distance between the station and the scene is under construction. #MurphysLaw
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A computer is only as smart as the person using it #MurphysLaw
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The helicopter will always be low on fuel, as soon as you need it. #MurphysLaw
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Not only that, AKs use green tracers which mean "shoot 'em all and let God sort them out". #MurphysLaw
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No matter how many times they are cycled at home, used guns will always lock up at first match. #MurphysLaw
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If you are having cramps that day, you will be sparring. #MurphysLaw
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