Everything always works in your home, everything always fails on location. #MurphysLaw

Success in marriage isn't in marrying the right person, it's being the right person. #MurphysLaw

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. #MurphysLaw

The more pop-up screens you have, the more likely the boss will come by. #MurphysLaw

Luck in dice rolls varies inversely with role-playing ability. #MurphysLaw

Five second fuses always burn three seconds. #MurphysLaw

The more minor the procedure the more likely it is to go wrong. #MurphysLaw

Whenever you need a crucial file from your hard drive, your computer will crash. #MurphysLaw

Murphy's photography law: when you're out for a drive and you don't have your telephoto, of course you're going to see a pair of bald eagles scavenging carrion in a farm field along a quiet back road.

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Equal Oppertunity programs aren't. #MurphysLaw

In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totaled correctly after 4:30 p.m. on Friday. The correct total will become self-evident at 8:15 a.m. on Monday. #MurphysLaw

Never sail the boat where the birds are walking. #MurphysLaw

The later you let a child stay up at night, the earlier he will wake up in the morning. #MurphysLaw

NEVER get into a fight without more ammunition that the other guy. #MurphysLaw

Happiness is a belt fed weapon. #MurphysLaw

The uniform you have to wear was designed by a color blind masochist who likes laughing at those who have to wear it. #MurphysLaw

The longer it takes to download a program the more likely it won't run. #MurphysLaw

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. #MurphysLaw

Merits from a teacher you hate are put on the permanent record of a student you hate even more. #MurphysLaw

I'm as good as my Employer #MurphysLaw

Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn. #MurphysLaw

The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack. #MurphysLaw

You've been playing the same numbers in the Lotto since it beginning. Then they change the Lotto game saying it's what the people wanted #MurphysLaw

All horizontal surfaces shall be filled to capacity. #MurphysLaw

Nothing ever gets better. #MurphysLaw

The First Rule of Equipment: Any piece of Life-saving Equipment will never malfunction or fail until: a)You need it to save a life, or b)The salesman leaves. #MurphysLaw

38 caliber bullets will go thru the loading gate of a W32-20 rifle and jam. #MurphysLaw

Romance is when common sense flies out of the window. #MurphysLaw

The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen, stupidity and opinions. #MurphysLaw

It is not necessary to have a pet name for your cardiac monitor. #MurphysLaw